Part 1

The Deadly Duo…..

In the summer of 1996 after the expected sacking of Bruce Rioch who had been in charge of Arsenal for just a year, I was looking forward to having my favourite football manager at the time – Johan Cruyff appointed as our new manager.

Over the summer weeks, with newspapers claiming talks between both parties are at an advanced stage I created this fantasy of Cruyff and Dennis Bergkamp teaching the rest of Arsenal to start playing football the beautiful way. I even had a little bet with William Hill because I was so certain the board will have no hesitation in going for the best manager. In my dreams none of my mates and family members who supported either Forest or United will continue to say Arsenal played boring football.

However, one August evening whilst making my way through London Waterloo station I found myself ‘confronted’ by an Evening Standard poster bearing the headline ‘Arsene Who…?’ . I was so shocked and disappointed I found myself on the wrong train heading towards Portsmouth clutching a copy of that evening’s newspaper.

As we all know now, what preceded that incident during the next nine years was even beyond my wildest imagination.

May I go back to that famous headline in 1996 again?

If any newspaper for that matter had a headline ‘Rudi Garcia who…’ or ‘Klopp who. …’ in reference to the managerial appointment for one of the big clubs in the EPL, I would bet my monthly wage that the said writer of that article would be sacked for his/her ineptness. I shall actually correct myself here; this manner of journalistic ineptness is going on every single day of the year with unsubstantiated articles quoting sources which any person with the mental age higher than a 6 year old, knows has been sourced from a vivid imagination!

So was Arsene Wenger really unknown to the media in 1996?

I did not have to do a great deal of research to discover more about him. Arsene was thanked by George Oppong Weah when he received both the World and European Player of the year in 1995 for taking him to play for As Monaco in 1988 from out of Africa. George also cited Arsene as one of the most important people of influence in his footballing career! That was not the only information that was readily available; The FA had tried to recruit Arsene as a technical director in 1995 but still these journalists said they had not heard of him?

Was that headline actually showing the journalists level of sheer ignorance or a desperate means of selling papers? I shall let you decide. Notwithstanding all the difficulties including the most horrid rumours that can ever be said about a person, this so called nobody went on to finish 3rd in his first season. Not bad going I would say?

A few years later in September 2002, when Arsene stated that ‘he was still hopeful of having a team that could go a season unbeaten in the league’, the public-school educated journalists were threatened by a man who was different to them, someone they could not understand due to his different way of thinking, someone who possessed a level of intelligence that they could not comprehend, so they set out to make him appear stupid to the British rag top readers.

To them he was fair game because they had succeeded in the past by making popular the famous phrase ‘I didn’t see it’. Wenger did himself no favours by also stating the following year that he could see big teams going under if spending was not controlled. One journalist present during that press conference jokingly asked ‘how a football club can become bankrupt with all the EPL money being poured into clubs coffers?

We all know what transpired next with Leeds United dropping from grace into the lower leagues and other clubs across Europe followed suit.

Well this is the same man who made the rest of Europe aware that ultra-rich Malaga was in financial trouble last summer by attempting to make a bid for Santi Cazorla, who had a release clause of over 45 million euros.

In February 1999 Arsene Wenger and David Dein had called for the replay against Sheffield United in the 5th round of the FA Cup. Arsenal had won the game as a result of Marc Overmars scoring the winning goal in the 2-1 win. Most people thought Arsenal’s offer to replay the game was an exceptionally generous one, and it was nice to hear the FA commenting to that effect. Desmond Lynam even made Wenger the “Man of the Day” for his attitude.

However a large proportion of the media concentrated on Steve Bruce’s moaning that Ray Parlour had failed to give the ball back to his players when their own player had kicked the ball to touch in the first place when their player was down following a challenge from Grimandi in the last 10 minutes of that match.

The media also attempted to dampen down the great gesture of offering a replay by saying that Arsenal offered a replay because they knew they could beat Sheffield United. How ridiculous; if the outcome of any professional football match was predictable, millions of people across the globe would not bother to travel long distances and pay premium fees to watch live matches.

Unlike the newspapers, the majority of football fans cannot avoid the broadcasting TV stations and their pundits. Unfortunately, the average person who owns a TV and pays their license fee plus the Sky /ESPN subscription, then has no choice but to listen to the drivel served by the majority of ex-players employed by these stations to provide their ‘lack of expert opinions’.

One prime example of a poor pundit is Paul Merson. Why would any TV executive employ or expect the viewing public to accept the opinion of a man who admits to spending £7 million on drugs, alcohol and gambling and then last year, drives his Mercedes 4×4 into the back of a lorry at over 70mph, while drunk, on a motorway at 3am and saying that he didn’t see it, is beyond me!

Some may say he is trying to make an honest living? So what about when he tried desperately in his attempt to sell copies of his autobiography by stating that Arsenal and Arsene had injected him with drugs he was not aware of during his short spell under Arsene.

It should be noted that, that in over 30 years of Arsene Wengers’ managerial career, not even a single player under his management has failed a doping test. I would say that was an act of a very desperate man!

When it comes to Arsenal, these so-called expert pundits serve nothing but gibberish as facts. One such hogwash served since 2005 is that Arsenal cannot keep their best players. Is that really the case? What these pundits fail to add is that even when we were winning doubles, players such as Anelka, Overmars and Petit still wanted to leave for no other reasons apart from pure greed!

Then there is the myth of the alleged incompetent board sitting around having tea and biscuits in the afternoon counting the proceeds from the fans season ticket revenue and not being aware that most of the teams’ star players’ contracts are months away from running out. If that was the case how would they explain the departures of Sylvain Wiltord and Edu Gaspar? Both these players left in 2004 and 2005 respectively after successful spells with Arsenal for very different reasons.

I cannot talk about the media without talking about one particular radio and their hosts; that will seem unfair. Regular posters on HH would be familiar with the man who influenced my moniker. I shall not even give him the publicity by naming him. For those not familiar with who I am referring to, his photo is posted below. Ha ha ha ha……

Talk S***e

This is a man I consider as the Abu Hamza of Arsenal F.C. As a radio show host he has made a career out of feeding some  gullible factions of Arsenal fans with false information such as the team being failures for finishing in the top four yearly, whilst the board is laughing all the way to the bank. If ever FIFA decide to set-up an equivalent of The Hague for bad football journalism, I am sure there will be a few volunteers who would drag him there physically by his hair screaming to trial him for his deeds against Arsenal.

Does anyone know why every single alleged Arsenal fan who calls that show to agree with this muppet, claim to have held a season ticket for 25 years, even though they sound like they are not a day over 18?

On that note I shall end this part until next time, have a good day all.

Written by Tsgh..