Doesn’t it make you laugh…

A few days ago, Lyon announced that Hugo Lloris was free to leave his club if the right price was offered for him.

Lloris is French.

He’s a goal keeper.

He’s 25 years old and should be heading towards his prime.

Suddenly, every man and his dog put two and two together and come up with 122, that is of course to assume he is high on Arsene Wengers shopping list, after all, we need a goal keeper don’t we?

In my humble opinion, we do need another goalkeeper, but not a 25 year old who will not be expecting to sit on the bench and play second fiddle to Chesney.

So why do the press/media or even Lyon president Jean-Michel Aulas, assume that we will make an offer for him??

Aulas told Lyon’s club website.

Lloris told me that he would like to leave if he has an opportunity to play for one of the five biggest European sides.

If any of these teams make an offer meeting his market value, €20 million, he will be allowed to leave. For now, though, I have not received any offers, neither from Arsenal nor from elsewhere.

€20 million for a second keeper, surely not?

If Arsene Wenger really has lost faith in Fabianski, no doubt he’ll be looking to sign a cheap/free older and experienced keeper. One who will push Chesney and help him along the way, not someone who will rival our Pole for top spot. Our young keeper, and let’s not forget just how young he is, will one day be one of the best in the world.

I read the gossip pages this morning and someone suggested that Gazidis is in France tying up a deal for both Lloris and Γ‰tienne Capoue, the latter would a quality signing but I won’t be holding my breath on that one.

Onto Theo Walcott.

He, as we all know is in the same contract situation as our captain. The idiots in the media have suggested he will go to our bitter rivals, well I think that has little chance of happening, in fact zero. He knows what that would do to the fans and his hero, Thierry Henry would never forgive him I’m sure.

So from them, to the other club that appears so desperate to sign him, if of course we believe the same media buffoons, and that’s Chelsea.

Yes, that’s the club that has attacking options in:

Juan Mata

Daniel Sturridge

Eden Hazard

Marko Marin

Fernando Torres

Kevin De Bruyne

Romelu Lukaku

Raul Meireles

And they hope to add Wigan’s Victor Moses…

I’m sure there maybe one or two more in their squad who offer attacking options but from that list alone, I just can’t see why De Matteo would want to add Theo Walcott, can you?

They already have a disgruntled striker/winger in Sturridge who wants to play more central, why would they choose to add another?

Unless of course they want to play him centrally, but then if that is the case, why not just play Sturridge there?

Ok, Chelsea have lost a huge player in Drogba, but be honest, Theo is no replacement for him is he?

No, they’ll be looking at someone far bigger and better no doubt.

Step up Robin van Persie or maybe Chamakh πŸ˜‰

Fiorentina actually want our Moroccan, let’s hope they are serious….

That’s it for today, have a good one……