The Arsenal Dream……

What makes people dream?

It’s a funny old subject but I thought I would share a dream of mine I had recently.

It  all began one night after sitting down with a half full bottle of Vodka. I had a few Red Bulls in the fridge and the two tend to go well together……

The old woman had gone to bed, and NCIS had just started on the television, so I nestled down and poured myself a nice stiff one, well before I knew it the Red Bulls and the Vodka was gone, the double episode of NCIS had finished and so probably I was as well, I laid back in the chair and I was gone.

It started off, I was travelling and I reached my destination and climbed out of the car.

My first view was The Emirates sign and realised we were at a game, we was walking up the steps leading to the stadium when a group of people came over and surrounded us and ushered us to a side door.

I went inside into a board room, I looked round and was surrounded by suits all asking me questions about my plans, and what I intended to do in the future. They asked if could I do a better job than Bertie Mee?

I was speechless, all I could remember was nodding to all of the questions and before I knew it I was sitting pitch side.

To my left hand side I had Tony Adams going on about Defensive duties and how Vieira shouldn’t be playing.

After every sentence he kept saying Boss, so much so it started to get on my nerves and I looked at Tony and put my finger to my mouth and he went quiet.

The next thing that happened was I was standing on the touch-line cutting oranges up into quarters and passing them round to the players, I can remember Georgie Armstrong saying I’m knackered boss, running that wing has done me in.

I asked him if he needed a break and he nodded yes.

I looked round at the bench and the first thing I saw was a pair of pink boots!  I pointed to the player wearing them and he walked towards me. I said ‘your up son – but change those stupid boots only black boots in my team’!

The whistle blew and the game resumed but my team were still on the touch-line fighting over fairy cakes!

I said to them ‘Forget the cakes and get out there or the game started without you’.

They went back out but it was as though it was in slow motion, my players running for all their worth but not going anywhere and their players were running like Linford Christy. A shot was fired at our goal and I could see a dive, a pony tailed guy was reaching and stretching and finger tipped it away.

The crowd roared an as he looked round he waved, typical Pat Jennings. I could feel myself smiling.

The game was over I don’t know who scored but we won but every body was saying we still need two to three signings.

My dream took was into a meeting and we hadn’t lost a game, I was asked what are I going to do, I was the Manager, didn’t  I realise we haven’t won a trophy for five years everyone wanted to know my plans there and then.

I stood up and looked down on the people around the table:

‘We are going to sell what we have and buy a whole set of new players and I don’t care how much it will cost, we have the money and were going to spend spend spend, just like that woman who won the pools’.

‘I want all English, no Scottish, no Welsh and definitely no Irish, I want bulldogs, people who know what its like to stand back to back in the trenches. I want fighting spirit, real winners’.

Someone shouted out, asking me who, I said: ‘Name me some English players’?

‘A stream of players names were shouted out and I nodded my approval, Terry, Lampard, Charlton, Hunter and big Jack Stories. Parker, Greaves, Styles, Hurst and Radford, there must have been twenty names and I nodded.

‘Get them I said, get them all – ready for Saturday’s match against Barcelona’.

The players were bought and match day arrived.

I walked through the dressing room and watched as my new players pulled on the red and white quadrant shirts, the time had come for my team talk and I started by telling them what Arsenal stood for.

‘Our supporters are out there singing and I want you to go out there and sweat blood for them, anyone not doing their bit will be taken off and castrated’. ( murmurs began), If you’re not man enough, walk now, this is your first and last offer’!

No-one moved, once I’d finished there was a loud cheer people clasping hands and lots of back slapping and out the lads went, happy, pumped up and ready for action……

Sadly, at this point I was woken by the Mrs telling  me to come to bed!

I will never know how my team ever got on but we do know one thing and that is, anything can be possible in football if you dream long enough.

Oh, and I must get some more Vodka. 🙂

This was a Steve Palmer dream……

0 0 votes
Article Rating
106 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
didee
didee
15 years ago

something different from the regular, we do alot with that

didee
didee
15 years ago

Morning Rico

didee
didee
15 years ago

Yeah, i wouldnt wanna ruin the fun but apart from wrong signings i think on tactics the prof has lost it, the Liverpool game showed we dont do the right thing in training. How do you explain the persistence on crossing the ball when chamakh or Bendtner werent on the pitch

SD-London
SD-London
15 years ago

DREAM !

didee
didee
15 years ago

yeah got the news yesterday and its sad

didee
didee
15 years ago

alright, laters

didee
didee
15 years ago

or like Pedro would say, our bosses have decided we should earn our pay

mystic
mystic
15 years ago

‘I had a dream’ ‘If dreams come true’ ‘then bonny scotland i’ll play for you’ – whoops sorry wrong dream!
Geordies 2 Mancs 1 – dreaming again! (but you never know, just sometimes dreams come true).

Will
Will
15 years ago

Today’s question of the day is: Should I be bothered about the game tomorrow?

SD-London
SD-London
15 years ago

If we beat The totts tomorrow it has nothing to do with the prospects of us winning or cathing Man utd , we all know a weakend side with terrible tactics will be used by Newcastle today .

Also who is their coach ? Alan Padew , he doesnt have a great record against Fergie .God help them today.

The game against the Totts is a must win , we need it to reduce defect , we need it to increase the gap betwenn us and Chelsea.

It is our game in hand .

Will
Will
15 years ago

Where is everyone? Like me and had enough?

Will
Will
15 years ago

Pfftt.

Looking on the other blogs, it looks like people are just done with this season.

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

morning all…official site indicates sagna likely to be back for tomorrow night…

Will
Will
15 years ago

Hleb? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

agirlagunner
agirlagunner
15 years ago

Boo!! Steve, if you ask The Boss nicely, I’m sure she’ll let you sleep longer. 😉

Cesc has said quite a mouthful, I just read. Obviously a lot of frustration, but I still don’t see him handing in a transfer request. He has to make up for that Camp Nou nightmare…

agirlagunner
agirlagunner
15 years ago

It’s a long-ish one on goal.com, rico. 🙂 I’m not quite sure what to make of it in its entirety. How are you??

As for Hleb… Hah.

agirlagunner
agirlagunner
15 years ago

That’s why I did not want to quote it. I’m inherently suspicious of what that website says, but I clicked on the headline at NN, anyway. 😉

Good for you! Then you can go get that dream place. I’m busy bee-ing. 🙁 Work stuff before I get to play. 😉

Steve Palmer
Steve Palmer
15 years ago

Evening all what’s occurring

agirlagunner
agirlagunner
15 years ago

rico, travel’s cheap in SE Asia. 😉 I keep telling you to fly in! 🙂

Hola, WATH. Howdy?

agirlagunner
agirlagunner
15 years ago

Hey, Steve. Drink plenty of vodka tonight so you can finish dreaming. 🙂

Steve Palmer
Steve Palmer
15 years ago

I do know one thing, they would have done a lot better than our sorry bunch

Steve Palmer
Steve Palmer
15 years ago

Can’t say i look forward to any of our games at the moment rico. Until the Frenchman leaves, or buys, whats the point. I dont believe i have ever been so disgusted with them for years. and to think that Jens was waiting in the wings ready to come on, fills me with emense disleasure. what is that Frenchman upto.

JonJon
JonJon
15 years ago

rumours are circulating that cesc has said wenger would not get 6 years in spain as a manager and hes also put his house up for sale..

steve..good post..
supporting the arsenal..sweet dream or beautiful nightmare? 😉

Steve Palmer
Steve Palmer
15 years ago

How ya doing Jon Jon

JonJon
JonJon
15 years ago

not great steve my good man
not feeling it today..didnt feel it yesterday
and if utd win tonight i wont feel it tomorrow either..

JonJon
JonJon
15 years ago

really rico
thanks for that..
luckily i didnt over react and make a fool of myself but to be honest the only reason why i didnt over react is cos i dont give a toss whether he stays or goes anymore
sick of the rumours sick of the shit i think hes a great player but hes not a great captain and all the barca fuss drags us down and cesc for all his attributes is becoming a bit of a hinderance more than anything..

Steve Palmer
Steve Palmer
15 years ago

I got a gut feeling Utd will lose tonight JJ 2.1 so i predict your going to feel better tomorow

JonJon
JonJon
15 years ago

ive looked at it again rico and theres no disclaimer..or im just being thick
i read the comments from the online gooner and the telegraph just so you know
are we reading the same thing??
have you a link??

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

i’ve read the interview…cesc apparently said “if a coach in spain, like (current valencia manager) emery, mourinho, or guardiola doesn’t win anything for three years, he’s out.” the tabloid headlines are more inflammatory, like “wenger would have been sacked in spain”, but it is difficult not to infer that is what cesc meant…of course, in his next breath, he said “things are different over here…”

for me, the statement “we have to make a decision whether we want to develop young players or whether we want to win trophies.” is more telling…i think arsene has been working to accomplish both simultaneously, but when his captain makes the public comment that he sees it as an “either, or” choice, well…

we’ll see how this shakes out…i imagine there will be praise in some quarters for his saying what many supporters feel, and criticism in other quarters for disrupting squad harmony – although i am not convinced there a lot of actual harmony at the moment.

if these quotes were lassna diarra, circa 2008, then arsene could dismiss them out of hand…cesc saying these things in april 2011, however, is quite another matter…

JonJon
JonJon
15 years ago

i hope they lose
but then its upto us to win
we all know how we do in pressure games and they dont come much bigger than a NLD that could change our title race on its head..
newcastle could very well win later
but will we get three points tomorrow??

JonJon
JonJon
15 years ago

rico thats one of the best comments ive seen anyway in a while
lets build a team, not ten players around another one..

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

if it is a spoof, rico, you are probably the only person who is aware…everyone else is running with it, as it is legit.

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

i think united will grind out a 1-0 win tonight…rooney will be back and either he or hernandez will score their goal…tomorrow is already must win for us, but a united win will just reinforce that.

JonJon
JonJon
15 years ago

oorrr yeah i read that rico yeah thats a spoof yeah its ok…

i think cesc wants out anyway..hasnt really had the best of seasons since we knocked barca back and against barca he was embarrassing as a captian

he wants to go

Steve Palmer
Steve Palmer
15 years ago

I think its time for a new manager and new ideas, Wenger has lost the plot, i would like to see a man at the helm that has the will to win, even if he never, it would be refreshing to see some one at least try. It dosnt cost absolute fortunes, what it takes is to have someone in there that can move players on that dosn’t fit in with his future plans, and buy in the players we all know we need. If we continue like this, were as bad as he is.

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

hernandez and rooney both starting for united – no berbatov in the squad…nani, carrick, giggs and anderson in the midfield.

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

not really sure it will matter who lines up for newcastle united…

JonJon
JonJon
15 years ago

steve
if cesc goes wenger philosphy is over..dead

cesc is the perfect eg of project youth and if he leaves before hes won anything then it throws a huge spanner in the works and it makes wengers theory a lame duck..

whats the point in developing a side for years when the best players up and leave before theyve hit their peak

not only that but we are looking at 40mil for him at least..

wenger cannot defend losing the whole credibilty of his project and then not spending the money..

if cesc goes its over…

Steve Palmer
Steve Palmer
15 years ago

Amiobe

JonJon
JonJon
15 years ago

everythings about cesc, rico
the whole team, the tactics, the whole philosphy of the club has been built around cesc..

JonJon
JonJon
15 years ago

thing is though with cescs comments
hes right
hes saying what weve all been saying for years…
wenger hasnt listened to anybody so far, and now even cesc is pissed of so maybe he’ll listen now??

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

jj, it probably will be if that comes to pass…and i am guessing it will be sooner rather than later…the question will be whether or not he goes with at least one winners medal on his neck, or nothing…

if it is the former, arsene can say we build a winning side from scratch, and cesc’s departure is the natural result of our developing stars and selling them for profit, as well as making room in the first team for the next generation of stars…

if it is the latter, i don’t think there will ever be an admission that this “failed”…the sale might even be explained as cesc helped groom his teammates into winners (without actually winning anything) and cesc’s departure passes the captaincy mantle to another who will lead this squad to winning things.

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

rico, it is hard to tell…if i had to guess – with absolutely no concrete evidence on what goes on inside our club – i would say that there is a good chance that arsene and our board understand each other very well. that there is an understanding that transfer outlays will be minimal, with the bulk of the transfer fund invested in improved contracts. arsene agrees to that with the understanding that he runs squad matters completely as he sees fit – no interference, no nothing…his word is final on transfers, recruitment policy, formation, coaching staff…perhaps part of a hypothetical agreement is that he provides input to everything the club does…

no way i can no for sure…just what i suspect…sometimes…

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

nufc bringing it to man utd right now…

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

yes, but i think the large wage packets are part of the club’s marketing strategy…appeal to the best youth players out there by showing we give them a chance and pay them better than anyone else.

the problem is that paying them so much hamstrings us in other areas. i think the club acknowledges that not all – probably less than half – will ever make a first team impact. but the strategy for those who don’t make it is to sell them for a profit, so i imagine that club feels these are sound investments either way.

it becomes a problem when we have an urgent need ready-made quality and experience – or even experienced cover – and most of the budget is already allocated.

JonJon
JonJon
15 years ago

bloomberg are reporting usmanov has bought more shares??
wtf is going on..

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

he’s up to, what, 27 per cent now? probably a symbolic statement of intent – perhaps to let ksv know that rwh is not just going to disappear…

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

i imagine he is biding his time…rwh will not sell to ksv, so we are at an impasse at the moment.

JonJon
JonJon
15 years ago

the academy serves two purposes
1..to develop players for the first team..the cream of the crop
2..to provide finances for the club..

a good academy provides a steady stream of players and finances but we seem to be stockpiling them and keeping the lot

weve got 14 players out on loan..and the first team, the reserves and the youth team is still heavily stocked

we dont need them all logic suggests that we keep the best ones and get rid of the ones who are not good or who overstayed their welcome..

next year we will have over 60 players on our books..
we dont need them all it needs to be culled…
and the wage bill will drop with it

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

jj, perhaps that is another flaw in our model. we stockpile the players, but persist with some of them too long. the argument can be made that arsene does the same with certain members of the first team squad…

nevertheless, the model – as we appear to agree upon – is to build the squad through a steady stream of the best and brightest youth players, while selling those not quite good enough for profit…in theory, it ensures a two-way pipeline of home-grown, arsenal developed players for the first team squad, and funds for squad investment. i am not sure it has worked completely as advertised – or as i perceive it to be.

JonJon
JonJon
15 years ago

it looks as though kroenke will hang tight..
raise the profile of the club as well as his shares price
then sell the lot to usmanov for a massive profit..

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

later rico…

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

nufc under plenty of pressure here…

JonJon
JonJon
15 years ago

and then the circus comes to town

but to be honest..
i dont care anymore..all the current affairs are fucking up the club anyway..

JonJon
JonJon
15 years ago

looks that way wath
and when usmanovs in we turn into chelsea..

might as well accept it…

JonJon
JonJon
15 years ago

haha
thats what we all want wath..
if usmanov does that then all good but if he decides one morning he wants to go spend 100mil on his sons favorite player then we become just as much as a laughing stock we are now…

JonJon
JonJon
15 years ago

im caught in two minds with that rule wath
i dont know how they will make it work..
citehs owners have already found a way out of it by getting one of their oil companies to sponser the shirt..

so if your a multi billionaire you can use one of your companies to sponser your team for 200mil a year and its seen as spending what you make..

if fifa find a way round that then all the top teams will just break away i think and make a european super league and do independent tv deals and take all the cash like what real and barca do in spain..the cl will become like the uefa micky mouse euro cup

dont know how fifa are going to make this ruling work to be honest..thought chelsea were working towards it but then they go and spunk 70mil in one window on two players..so they cant be that bothered…

Merlin96
Merlin96
15 years ago

My Dream?
Arsene Wenger is on the verge of creating his 3rd and greatest team that will come true during 2011/12 season.