So, I have been giving Arsenal a lot of thought recently.

The kind of thought that one can only have in the close-season when the pressure is off, so to speak.

Free of the emotional influences of the last few and the next few games it is perhaps easier to put the Arsenal world to rights. It is, of course, purely an academic exercise, being a matter of opinion only and whether it makes sense or not or whether you agree with it or not, it will never have the slightest influence on what happens in the real world.

This is one of the great things about football blogs and the rise of the Internet in general. Everyone is an expert and so many could do a much better job than our manager Mr Arsene Wenger. They could pick a better team, devise better tactics, make more astute transfers and generally run the club in a far superior way. This is because they are football genii, sitting undiscovered behind their keyboards in their bedrooms or out of sight of the boss at work.They don’t need to watch a player in training all week to know if he is fit enough for the game and as for substitutions?

Well, Wenger doesn’t come close to them for making that particular judgment, in fact they would start the substitutions after about 10 minutes but it isn’t really those people that I want to talk about, fun though they are. They have always been there and the Internet and the rise of the football blog has merely given them a platform from which to scream their mad message.

I am concerned about Arsenal Football Club because I realise that football today is virtually all about money and the vast majority of footballers these days are whores who will sell their services to the highest bidder.

I am careful not to label all players with this unattractive title but, as far as I can see, there are precious few who, if temptation is put before them, won’t take the billionaire’s money. They would bridle at my pejorative insinuation of course but, as far as I can see, I am not far wrong.

Offer them a couple of hundred grand a week and a tax plan/dodge that lets them keep most of it and they will become badge kissing, religious zealots when on the pitch, forever looking humbly toward the heavens in prayer while simultaneously genuflecting wildly and producing unnatural amounts of phlegm from their mouths which they then launch onto the pitch a moment before ending their visual act of religious contrition by kissing their hand and the bigger the whore they are, the more overt their displays of on-field worship.

I will not name them as I know we all know who they are and indeed our own club has produced its fair share of them although quite how they manage to make such a copious contribution to the sea of phlegm that must constitute the average football pitch these days I do not know.

Perhaps the Emirates pitch is as wonderful as it is because our groundsman has found a way to extract the fertiliser content from the mountains of sputum that is ejected upon it on a weekly basis by such deeply religious men.

Back to the money and it’s totally unsurprising influence on the game today.

I know that, as Arsenal supporters we are well aware of two things.

Firstly, the club’s great history and tradition and secondly Arsene Wenger’s legendary reluctance to put together a squad of high enough quality to genuinely compete for the only 2 competitions really worth winning. I mean of course the English Premier League and the UEFA Champions League.

The age-old question is whether it is in fact Wenger’s reluctance to spend or is the board’s unwillingness to release the money.

Everyone can accept that The Emirates stadium was a major financially limiting factor for the first few years but, from what we are lead to believe, the repayments are entirely manageable now and easily covered by the astonishing match-day revenues. I also think that there is a general acceptance that the “wage-pie” has been wrongly distributed with certain players consuming rather more of it than their on-field contributions would justify.

This alone has meant that Arsenal have been unable to pay the ludicrous wage demands of World superstars even if they wanted to.

Forever stuck in the vicious circle of buying cheap, selling high, the evidence of our “nearly years” is there for all to see and the Man City effect has become the club’s nemesis. Thus we are forced to concede that, despite by some reckonings, being the 4th richest club in the world, we now look at CL qualification as better than winning the FA Cup or the Carling Cup or indeed both.

Financially, this is hard to argue against when you look at the monetary rewards from the pair. But the argument is insidious for the supporter who is forced to pay the highest season ticket prices in Europe to watch a team that he loves while knowing that they have little chance of winning either of their main goals. Catch-22 doesn’t even come close to describing it.

It is probably untrue to say that money guarantees success but no money definitely guarantees no success if we are talking about the game’s biggest prizes. Man City and Chelsea are the living embodiment of that. Chelsea, a club a few days away from financial oblivion because of financial ineptitude before Abramovich, fresh from Spurs rejection (nice one Levy), fell out of the sky with his billions upon billions of roubles and Man City, perennial under-achievers bought out by a Sheikh from Abu Dhabi, populated by mercenaries, including some of our ex-players and projected entirely by finance alone to the PL title.

It’s not really a surprise is it?

So, a bloke arrives from a desert country that has never produced anything except the oil that, by some geographical quirk, spills from its ground, spends something around a billion quid, runs a £180 million a year deficit and wins the PL from the worst Man United team in living memory by a few goals difference. In the background the Arsenal tragedy is still in full swing, being played out like the last act of Hamlet and the questions start about us losing our best player to City, having already lost our best player last year to Barcelona. In fact we have done the same for many years and it looks as if this will depressingly continue.

So, whoever our best player is next year and the year after that. Well, you get the point.

So, the big question.

What, if anything, can be done to arrest the flow of players out of the door as so little seems to be done with the flow of transfer fees in through the door?

Did I hear someone mention Financial Fair Play?

If so it may have been Arsene Wenger as I believe that he has his colours somewhat naively fixed firmly to that particular mast as he has spearheaded the fight against the prevailing wind of financial doping. Platini’s flagship, now gathering more caveats than seems possible, will almost certainly mean that both Chelsea and Man City will not be allowed to qualify for Europe next year and I simply ask if, given the money and people involved, I repeat, given the money and the people involved, can you see that happening?

No? Neither can I, but then years of cynicism have led me to that conclusion and you might well be a more optimistic person, but let’s agree not to pin all our hopes on it shall we?

The conclusion of this is one that perhaps not everyone will find appealing but, in the absence of anything better, I have to advance it.

It is Alisher Usmanov.

Perhaps, considering what we know that money can achieve, we are lucky to have such an insanely rich man actively wanting to buy the club. His huge body looms over the Arsenal through his shareholding position, but Stan, a man committed to the commendable but ultimately unsuccessful self-sustaining model (self-serving model?) will not countenance him or his position on the board. This is probably through the fear that Usmanov sees the bigger picture in much the same way that I have mentioned and that rather distasteful picture means that, unless a fluke happens-and I must concede that it might, we are not going to get anywhere near the PL title for the foreseeable future with the financial model we are now operating under.

In today’s world as we all get poorer, the richest get richer and these are the people who will soon own all the big clubs. It will be a financial arms race epitomised by “Our billionaire’s worth more than your billionaire” and the main beneficiaries will be beautiful, humble, self-effacing individuals like Samir Nasri, Carlos Tevez, Mario Balotelli and of course great humanitarians like John Terry.

So, Arsenal makes a profit, so what?

The fans, who are the life-blood and essence of the club, want the PL title above all things, or at least the tools to compete for it and the only way that will come I fear will be under the ownership of a man who is so stupidly wealthy that a billion quid will hardly matter. Somewhat sadly, bearing in mind Wenger’s peculiar and now famous utterance that, given £100 million he would give it back, (presumably he has already identified the new Squillaci or Almunia in some minor league), it will likely need a new manager.

This fellow, whoever he is, will probably not be as aware of the history and tradition of our club as dear Arsene and he certainly won’t be around for as long but, with the purse strings released, let the madness commence and let’s start winning again.

Will it happen?

No, I doubt it, but you knew that already didn’t you?

Written by Adam