Defender & DM heading to Arsenal. Pick your worst eleven ever…..

Morning all.

Gossip first:

Kostas Manolas was left out of Olympiakos squad for a friendly fixture against Atletico Bilbao yesterday. This of course must mean that he’s on his way to Arsenal having been linked to us for a while now. Apparently a few other PL clubs, including the neighbours are interested in the big Greek defender, so there’s no guarantee he’s heading our way. Although if he really is a target of Arsene Wenger, I’m sure we are the better prospect.

The Daily Star suggest Juventus are out to pip us to his signing….

The Mirror report that Wenger is lining up an £8 million bid for Newcastle’s Cheick Tiote and he’s ready to join his old team-mate at Arsenal.

If both stories are true, we should get the DM and Defender signings we need, although perhaps not the players we’d hoped for….

On this day back in 1980, Arsenal signed Kenny Sansom in a £1.25m exchange deal with Crystal Palace for Clive Allen. How many Gooners were glad to see the back of him?

Takes us to Bob John’s article, one which will get you all scratching your heads.

Q – Well Bob, you have been coming to Highbury for over 40 years now, although you’ve been privileged to see some real quality in that time, you must have seen some dross as well!

A- That’s true. I saw my first game in the mid-sixties when we had a great attack but a crap defence. In the mid-seventies we nearly got relegated and the mid-eighties and mid-nineties weren’t much better! Some of the t***ers who moan and slag as soon as a pass goes astray these days should be locked in a room and made to sit through film of Arsenal in those eras. Perhaps they could then appreciate what they are seeing now!

Q- Right, you’ve got a choice of every player you’ve seen play for Arsenal. Who’s your goalie?

A- No hesitation. Vince Bartram! Whenever I think of him, circus music comes into my head! One particular game stands out. We lost 3-1 at home to Leeds, who were really poor and negative. Phil Masinga (remember him?) managed to score the worst goal I’ve ever seen past the hapless ‘Coco the clown’. I think this was the game where we ended up with Andy Linighan up front having high balls pumped up to him! Believe me, no one else comes close!

Q – What about your full-backs?

A – Not quite so easy. We’ve been pretty lucky over the years and seem to have had excellent, long-standing partnerships. One man however stands out. One of the few Arsenal players that I have ever hated! Nelson Vivas. I detested everything about this man. He used cynicism to cover up his lack of ability. Mauricio Tarricco with straight hair! Summed him up when he got needlessly sent off in the FA Cup semi against Manure. What annoyed me even more were the morons in the crowd with their da da da da VIVAS chant! What this plank ever did to deserve his own song is beyond me. Lee Dixon gave years of brilliant service and yet got constantly slagged off!

As I say, we’ve been pretty lucky with full-backs over the years but we’ve had a glut of useless centre-backs. Therefore, Tommy Caton gets the left-back spot. I think he may have even turned out there once or twice. Terry Neill had a habit of signing players that scored against us and the late Tommy was a prime example of this. To sum him up; he started badly….. and got worse! His signing was also responsible for the decline of Chris Whyte, who had been playing really well until Caton’s signing was announced over the tannoy before a League Cup game against Walsall. Knowing Caton had been signed to replace him, Whyte had a ‘mare’ and we lost 2-1. He was never the same player again for Arsenal but gladly for him, won a championship with Leeds. So, Vivas right-back and Caton left-back.

Q – As you’ve already said, you are spoilt for choice at Centre-Back!

A – Absolutely. Ian Ure, Jeff Blockley, Terry Mancini, Pat Howard, Colin Hill, Tommy Caton. This lot make Igor Stepanovs look like a cross between Tony Adams and Franz Beckenbauer! Ure was remembered mainly for his horror show in the 1969 League Cup catastrophe against Swindon. Howard just kicked everything. Sometimes he even kicked the ball! Hill was a useless forward converted into a useless defender!

I’m going for a well- balanced pairing, Blockley and Mancini. Well- balanced because it’s difficult to know who was the worst! Not only was Blockley a big useless lummox, with a penchant for own goals and dodgy back-passes but also his signing meant Frank McLintock going to QPR! We signed Mancini from QPR because he was ‘a clown who would make the dressing room laugh’! He never amused me in the slightest! Some might consider Gus Caeser. Although he was error prone, it was usually only one per game. This bunch were consistently rubbish! And please, no one mention Steve Walford, who never let us down. Anyone at the City Ground in the 1979 FA Cup game when we broke Forest’s long unbeaten home record, knows what I mean. He was superb that night. No, it’s got to be Blockley and Mancini.

Q – Ok. On to the midfield. Four across the middle?

A – Yes indeed. Amongst them, in central midfield, another one of the few of our players I’ve ever hated. Peter Nicholas is a cert! I hated the dirty git when he was at Palace and then we went and signed him! Then to cap it all, we played Swansea at Highbury and he was quoted as saying, “I’m playing for Arsenal but my heart is with Swansea”. We lost 2-0 and at least one of the goals was down to him. Alongside him, John Jensen. Another example of a player playing above himself in a major tournament and securing a big transfer. Couldn’t run, couldn’t pass, couldn’t tackle, couldn’t head a ball, couldn’t shoot and he had a moustache! Some people found it amusing when he blasted yet another shot into the upper tier.

Not funny! I can hear a lot of people saying, “what about David Hillier?” Well, whatever his limitations, he did the business when he first came into the team in the 1991 championship year.

Out wide it has to be another waster from Palace, ‘Steady’ Eddie McGoldrick. What was going on there? Can’t remember him having even an average game! Toss-up for the other wide position between Jimmy Carter and Glenn Helder. I’ve no doubt that Helder had the most talent of the two but that’s’ what made him so frustrating in my opinion. Plus, Carter was a Gooner. So, Helder it is. One decent game followed by twenty awful ones!

Q – And finally. Up front?

A- Thierry Henry and Ian Wright! Only joking! Well, before anyone mentions him, not Chris Kiwomya. The day George Graham was sacked we played Forest at home and were in real danger of going down. Kiwomya scored the winner and then got two in the next game at Palace.

We stayed up by nine points in the end so we owe him a lot. Ray Hankin only played less than half a game in kit that barely covered his gut so he doesn’t qualify. Must admit, I never liked the poser, Paul Mariner but he wasn’t anywhere near bad enough to get in this side. Kaba Diawara was the unluckiest player I’ve ever seen. He must hold the record for hitting the woodwork! Paul Vaessen was excellent until his knee busted and anyway, for that goal in Turin alone he deserves recognition.

No, it has to be two classic Terry Neill signings. John Hawley and Lee Chapman. Both scored against us for their previous clubs, so Neill signed them! To be honest, we had no great expectations of Hawley. He didn’t cost a lot but it was still embarrassing watching this lower league journeyman trundle about in an Arsenal kit. A replacement for Frank Stapleton. You’re having a laugh! Chapman cost a million and that was at least a million too much! We went to Stoke to see his debut and gave some old Stoke supporter a lift on the way. He told us how bad Chapman was and boy was he right! So these two ‘classic English centre forwards’ complete the line up!

Well, thanks for that. Let’s look at the line up in full.

Vince Bartram, Nelson Vivas, Jeff Blockley, Terry Mancini, Tommy Caton, Eddie McGoldrick, Peter Nicholas, John Jensen, Glenn Helder, Lee Chapman, John Hawley.

A right pile of poo!

Written by Bob John…

 

 

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rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

How has Denilson not made that line-up?! The epitome of cack.

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Morning all btw!

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Not to mention Boa Morte or Chris Wreh!

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

Block one, right behind Arsenal bench and tunnel, no heads in our way and the cheapest at 36.50 a piece excellent :)….off to read the post

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

or Quincy “I’m amazing” Owusu-Obeyie?!

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

We’ve had some real shitbombs in our time

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

lol, different post but nice read. I wish i’d seen some of these players… 😉

Wath
Wath
11 years ago

Rocky, Wait til Kev gets on here and goes through his “list” we’ll be here all f’kin day…….

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

Mornin’ folks, sadly i remember to many of the above, nice different post BJ..

BrainwashedKev
BrainwashedKev
11 years ago

Blimey Bob, I’m glad I didn’t read your post before going to bed…

Nightmarish XI for sure….

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

Classic post Bj… I learnt something new and had a laugh too…

bradster
bradster
11 years ago

Morning all,

I know how bad some of our current crop were so to have some oldies before my time must make them really bad. Especially ahead of Silvestre, Stepaonos, Jeffers and Wright (Richard).

BrainwashedKev
BrainwashedKev
11 years ago

Wath, I’m on it….

How long have you got? 😉

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

Bt- I now know why you keep asking me why certain players are pensioners? 😛

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

I know wath…. Hope he doesn’t come on today!

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Damn… too late!! Morning Kev!

Luznic
Luznic
11 years ago

Morning Rico and all, funny post by Bob John I must admit I can only remember Vivas from the line up……..
KANU introduced me to the Arsenal 15years ago and I have been stuck but if I have to choose I will definitely put Pascal Cygan and Francis Jeffers

Wath
Wath
11 years ago

Way you go Kev, fill ya boots mate I’m going to be off all day now after reading your comment…………….

Bye…………. Don’t forget fingers Furnell…!

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

Our last signing from Greece… Stathis Tavlaridis who remembers him? lol

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

Ts, i said some, you’re easily fooled…lol

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

How Aw manages to find them well…?? Michal Papadopulos…

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

ha ha ha Bt if you say so. 😉

Hell Raising Devil
Hell Raising Devil
11 years ago

Good Morning Munchkins and Chipmunks

What are you trying to do Bob John?? Trying to give us a heart attack? Imagine that lot together. They would manage to get relegated even from the amateur leagues.

Scary.

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

Morning Rico, is the pub, restocking?

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

and who could forget the mighty Daniel Karbassiyoon!

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

Never realised Bellerin was so fast. Could be a frightening rhs with him and walcott in the team

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Gilles Grimandi could slot into that midfield nicely too…

Vincent Andreetti
Vincent Andreetti
11 years ago

John Hawley the worst striker in a Arsenal shirt of all time!

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

Ts, don’t worry mate, when the time comes, i’ll still take you out for your daily walk….lol

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

Nickie, as long as they, remember to go back, as well as forward.

potter
potter
11 years ago

Wath beat me to it but Fumbling Jim in goal for me too. Plus Billy Mc Cullough at full back , Ure and Blockley in the middle . McGoldrick , Helder , John Hawley and Lee Chapman all players that made me spit my peanuts out.

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

Rocky- Gilles’s elbow on pep g. in the UCL match against Barca in 1999 is enough to give him a free pass on this one. I loved the way he acted so innocent afterwards.

this tackle was good as well…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtidXpWaVVM

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

😀 Bt… well someone has to… but I won’t even trust you to show me where the kebab shop is…

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

God, I forgot how seriously shit he was until that video!

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

Ts, i’m offended…lol….i could say more, but don’t like to kick a man, when he’s down.

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

I am not hearing any one on TS justifying why both Man United & Liverpool Captains being Everton fans yet… 🙂

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

Rico, tongue in cheeky, think Danny is our N.American scout, Ts, will know, over to you ,Ts.

BrainwashedKev
BrainwashedKev
11 years ago

Morning Rocky 🙂

See ya lata Wath, I’ll send my 25 man squad to ya by text… 😀

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

ha ha ha Bt… yeah right; why should I have messy on you? lol

Ok so I offer a virtual hand-shake… a short story for you…

This morning I asked my sperds neighbour why Gareth Bale within a year of leaving themchad won more trophies (3) than his team had done in the last 24 years…

He tried to back back with 9 years without a trophy and then I could see his mind reminding him we have won 2 trophies in 2 months… he walked away saying cheeky young man… lol

Bob John
Bob John
11 years ago

Hi all. Thanks for the nice comments. Glad it has provoked some debate.
Potter – Do you remember the incident in 1971 double season when Billy Bremner got Eddie Kelly sent off by diving and pretending thet Eddie had done him? We played most of the game against Leeds with 10 men and got a 0-0 draw that most recognised as our best performance of the season. Eddie Kelly told me that Billy McCullough was a member of the back-room staff at the time and at half-time in the tunnel he gave Bremner a right-hander! For that alone he could never feature in a worst eleven although he was pretty ropey!

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

He tried to come back*

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

Bj- Syg too would enjoy such a post… he might even a tale or 2 on how the 50′ chased him with the horses… 😀

BrainwashedKev
BrainwashedKev
11 years ago

Yes, I we’ll remember Jeff Blockleys stellar performance at Hillsborough vs Sunderland in the 1973 FACup semi-final…

Leppings Lane terracing was as frightening as big Jeffs defending…

Wath
Wath
11 years ago

That’s the phone turned off as well then Rocky…….. 😛

We really have seen some utter pillocks over there through the decades and as BJ says this lot now don’t know they born when moaning about players being crap…!

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

True Bj-

Danny was the original sick note… he came and went
apparently Danny and dickie use to scout N. America together.. he was reportedly instrumental in JC and gedion coming to us..

BruisedBanana
BruisedBanana
11 years ago

Funny how you remember the rubbish as much as the legends eh?? I’m going with Vince Bartram, Gavin McGowan, Igors Stepanovs, Stathis Tavlaridis, Pal Lydersen, Alberto Mendez-Rodriguez, Amaury Bischoff, Juinichi Inamoto, Quincy Owusu-Abieye, Kaba Diawara and Fabian Cabellero….Subs Lee Harper, Sebastien Squilacci, Jason Crowe, Mark Flatts, Nelson Vivas, Park Ji Sung and Stefan Malz. That lot would struggle in the Dr Martens League!!!!

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

lol classic BruisedB… Igor has to be the captain surely…

I see Luzhny didn’t make your sqad was he that much of a horse? 🙂

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

squad*

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

lol… Wath… 11:14 stop moaning then about B-52… he is the only walking aristocrat in football. 🙂

Wath
Wath
11 years ago

Is he pushing your wheelchair Ts…?

BruisedBanana
BruisedBanana
11 years ago

Luzhny didn’t make it for playing centre-back in an FA Cup Final win….but was close! I have such fond memories of Jason Crowe though, the fastest ever debut red-card and never played for us again….legend!!! what’s your 11??

BruisedBanana
BruisedBanana
11 years ago

I actually think the majority of my 11 are Wenger signings though….Arsene Knows Best eh??? Or maybe just likes a gamble??!

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

what about whisky Fergie’s worst buys ?… 🙂

Taibi the goalie, Ralph Milne,Dong Fangzhou,Bebe,David Bellion,Gabriel Obertan, Eric Djemba-Djemba,Jordi Cruyff

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

Rico, that’s cava and a misspent youth for you….

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

😀 wath… he is pushing my wheelchair in a white g-string as we speak.

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

😀 rico. Davids was a brute… we could do with a younger Davids in DM now…

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

Ts, what a picture, my eyes are starting to bleed….

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

BB-mine will be very close to yours..

I can’t decide on who was worst Rami Shaaban or Mart poom… Mart poom apparently TH14 ‘forced’ Aw to buy as he use to stop us against Derby in those days… lol

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

what about this goal from Tomas Danilevicius v Barcelona.

I think AW rehetted it so much when he was shipped off no news was made of it… lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IftZJ5f_UY4

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

interesting rico… didn’t think Bommel will be your type of player… another dirty dutch player… goonie will kil me for that. 🙂

He was a very top player though…

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

😀 Bt- don’t tell lies… you wish you were in my seat.

potter
potter
11 years ago

Thing is in those days it didn’t matter, there were no expectations it cost about 1 /10 to get in tea was 6d and .a cheesecake 3d.The urinals were a trough of about 50 yards long ,which as a kid , I am sure you could get from one end to the other without your feet touching the floor , which was I suppose was a blessing considering. The sense of humour on the terrace made it worthwhile , most songs apart from the anthems were deprecatory ,as were the comments that flew about. “” Milk turns quicker “” Turns on a dustbin lid “” etc. Football was what it was meant to be :- A fun day out.

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

lol rico.. he was only telling the truth 🙂 ;he wasn’t manoeuvring for a move to us then was he?

Did you like Philip CoCu? When Petit was leaving I thought we would get him but his salary was a tad too much for our 35k stadium at that time I guess…

Gunnerdna
Gunnerdna
11 years ago

Morning all, interesting post, although i have never seen any of those players played.

Debuchy – “This is another dimension. If you compare the training grounds for example, nothing at Lille or Newcastle can match the Arsenal one. It is another world. Lol

Gunnerdna
Gunnerdna
11 years ago

Kike Marin**
@Kike_Marin_
Pending what happens with Di Maria and #PSG the #Arsenal not rule out signing Cavani. Wenger wants a 9 as the Uruguayan.

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

I wonder what the fee of Cavani would be

emma
emma
11 years ago

Gd morning all,
Good post John taking us back memory lane.

Doubt we are interested in Cavani. We’ve got problems area in CB and DM to sort with the available fund. Scaring thing now is seeing Chambers and Monreal at the hear of our defence vs Pulis this weekend. They are going to cause us problems with set pieces

I am quite happy with Sanchez, Walcott, Campbell, Sanogo, Giroud, Akpom 😉 spearheading the attack this season 😉

emma
emma
11 years ago

*heart*

emma
emma
11 years ago

rico – very much confident we will win.;) Just hope we get the CB/DM issue sorted as ASAP

potter
potter
11 years ago

Van Gaal in difficult position , he can’t buy what he wants and can’t afford to lose what he has. So Rooney being captain keeps him happy , what side deal he has made with RVP remains to be seen.

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

When was the last time we opened a season with a win? been a few years at least. Hopefully it’s not a bore draw, Pulis loves to set his team up well against big 4 teams. Hopefully we open our account full of intent.

Micko
Micko
11 years ago

Good day all,

George Wood,
Chris Whyte, Seb Squillaci, Igor Stepanov, Gus Caesar,
Jimmy Carter, Ian Selley, David Hillier, Glenn Helder,
Lee Chapman, John Hawley.

The mutts nuts.

BruisedBanana
BruisedBanana
11 years ago

So Greek TV saying Manolas is done deal, Kike Marin (Spanish journalist) is saying Cavani to Arsenal if PSG get Di Maria and there’s whispers of “third party ownership issues holding up a big signing”!! I should really stay off twitter…the Transfer Windows really not good for my health!!!

Gunnerdna
Gunnerdna
11 years ago

Rico, right now we don’t a league winning squad. Cavani, DM & CB and we are champions, but i won’t expect it to happen it makes too much sense.

Gunnerdna
Gunnerdna
11 years ago

*have

potter
potter
11 years ago

Set pieces Emma ? The reason that I said earlier in the week that our players Jack in particular need to learn when and how to tackle. If you don’t give away free kicks you don’t have to defend them.

BruisedBanana
BruisedBanana
11 years ago

I loved Ian Selley though, He totally bossed it once against Standard Leige…injurys did for him. David Hillier was a trier though and scored a worldwide once v Sheffield Utd!! His Ceaser though…he was a different kind of special eh?? If memory serves me right he was pretty much at fault for the loss to Luton in the league cup final?? Yep, he replaces Pal Lydersen in my 11!!

Micko
Micko
11 years ago

Emma 12.11, what’s Podolski done to upset you.

BruisedBanana
BruisedBanana
11 years ago

*Gus

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Does Siggi Jonsson get an honourable mention?! Dogshit.

BruisedBanana
BruisedBanana
11 years ago

What annoys me about the “3rd party holding things up” is it doesn’t hold things up for other clubs!!!

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Banana – Yep, Cesar was remarkably gash in that match with some shocking defensive errors.

BruisedBanana
BruisedBanana
11 years ago

I’ve got a signed Siggi Jonsson photo! I put it on eBay with a start price of 99p…not one bid ha!!!

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

Just because you have those players doesn’t mean you’re going to win the league. Liverpool had arguably the worst squad out of the top 4 but came 2nd and made city and chelsea look amateurish when they played them. You can buy all these “world class” players and they never truly gel. We would certainly on paper come close to winning the league with a top quality CB, CDM and CF but there are 4-5 other dangerous teams.

Gunnerdna
Gunnerdna
11 years ago

Rico, i would take 1 WC player over Manolas & Tiote, we don’t need numbers we we need quality. Did you watch the super cup final yesterday?

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

I had a few signed photos from my Junior Gunner days. I hope to God I didn’t ask for a Siggi one! I know I had Lukic, Rocky and Sansom but can’t remember the others! Only have the Rocky one left

BruisedBanana
BruisedBanana
11 years ago

Yeah PL doesn’t allow 3rd party ownership since the whole Tevez/Mascherano thing! But didn’t stop Liverpool buying Mascherano, Chelsea getting sideshow bob etc….just pay the bloomin 3rd party too!!!

BruisedBanana
BruisedBanana
11 years ago

A Rocky one? That one would be framed and have pride-of-place in my home!!! Lucky you!! Think I’m gonna have to pay my kids some attention now…bye till later!!!

Hell Raising Devil
Hell Raising Devil
11 years ago

The difference between Selley/Hillier and the others was that at least they gave their all, though they were limited, while the others like Shitvestre we paid for them and they gave FA

my worst team…….

Wright
Stepanovs, Ceasar, Squillaci,Shitvestre
Mendez, Bischoff, McGoldrick,Helder
Park, Hankin

emma
emma
11 years ago

Micko – I purposely left Podolski out because if Arsene has his way he will be sold this summer 😉

Gunnerdna
Gunnerdna
11 years ago

AFCPressWatch™ @AFCPressWatch
Official capacity of Emirates Stadium has changed slightly this season to 60,272

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Was Richard Wright any worse that Rami Shabaan (or whatever his name was)?

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Shabaan
Vivas Caesar Squillaci Silvinho
Helder Volz McGoldrick Boa Morte
Boa Morte Wreh
Subs: Wright, Malz, Grimandi, Johsson, Caballero, Kiwomya

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Pure horseshit

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Denilson narrowly misses out due to the presence of Moritz Voltz (playing slightly out of position, but when did that ever stop Wenger?)

Hell Raising Devil
Hell Raising Devil
11 years ago

oyyyyy Rocky…..

did we have the Boa Morte twins then???

you mentioned him on the left hand side and in attack in your 1.15pm

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Sorry, I chopped and changed it at the last minute, although he was SO shit, he deserves to be mentioned twice! I meant to put in Kaba Diawara

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

I really couldn’t stand Silvinho. At all. thought he was terrible. Any of the shitters on todays post are capable of nicking a goal (McGoldrick vs St. Liege proves that). But they are still atrocious!

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Thinking about these players reminded me of the below email that was doing the rouns many moons ago, in the same style as “Choose Life” from Trainspotting. The players mentioned are all spot on!

Choose Arsenal.

Choose overbearing arrogance.

Choose systematic dirty play and calling it “competitiveness”.

Choose the most staged, contrived, up-your-own-arses goal celebrations ever witnessed.

Choose having the ugliest man on earth as your centre-back and the second ugliest as your manager.

Choose drawing 99% Of your fanbase from the ranks of the suburban english middle classes.

Choose patrick viera whinging about having to play too much football even though he gets six games’ rest every season due to suspensions.

Choose paying £9 million for francis jeffers. Choose being “the Bank of England Club”.

Choose dennis bergkamp and his carefully timed elbows into the side of the head.

Choose deliberately disrespecting and belittling the other team by playing keepy-uppy in their half with a few minutes to go.

Choose forcing merchandise vendors out of business because they might deprive you of a couple of hundred quid on match days.

Choose fancying yourselves as better than Real Madrid, then having Inter or Auxerre run rings around you at home.

Choose Sol campbell continually tripping over himself. Choose turning the sports section of the observer into a gunners fanzine.

Choose getting away with light or delayed punishments at FA disciplinary hearings because you’ve had every possible string pulled by david dein.

Choose a persecution complex nonetheless and never shut up about it.

Choose gamesmanship.

Choose embarrassing yourselves in a Renault “va-va-voom” ad and then disgracing yourselves further at the world cup finals.

Choose david seaman and his public mid-life crisis.

Choose watching an opponent miss a last-minute penalty against you, then running after him and jeering him.

Choose george graham grinding his way to the dullest championship win of all time.

Choose stepping forward in a four-man line with your right hands all raised in the air, then screaming abuse at the linesman when he has the audacity to keep his flag down.

Choose to see yourselves as one of the giants of continental Football when you’ve never even reached a european cup semi-final in your entire history.

Choose picking ray parlour for over a decade.

Choose having the quietest stadium in the world (“the library” as your home ground. even quieter than Old ‘Corporate’ Trafford

Choose having nick hornby as the mouthpiece of your supporters.

Choose making umpteen lists of reasons why arsenal are so great, and then admitting you didn’t bother following them for a few years in the 1980s when they were getting shite results.

Choose tony adams coming out with his usual dreary “i am a Recovering addict” spiel every time a premiership footballer blots his Copy-book.

Choose pretending that five or six years of playing in a ‘watchable’ fashion makes up for inflicting over a century of ultra-defensive dogshit on english football watchers.

Choose igor stepanovs, nelson vivas,
Kanu, pascal cygan, davor suker, gilles grimandi, david grondin, remi garde, Kaba diawara, junichi inamoto, jeremie aliadiere, oleg luzhny, luis boa Morte, richard wright, stefan malz, christopher wreh, and all the other Turkeys that nobody ever mentions when creaming themselves about how great Wenger is in the transfer market.

Choose treacherous ex-Spurs defenders who’d sell their grandmother to a pimp for a few quid

Choose 58 red cards in seven years.

Choose lying to the media that you didn’t see a single one of the incidents that caused all these red cards.

Choose being a bunch of smug, self-regarding wankers (with the exception of that nice So Lack Lustre) who are well on their way to being even more unpopular than man utd in less than half the time.

Choose Arsenal

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Rico – just posted a mammoth post but I think it may be in the spam folder!! Pretty sure there’s no “C” word in it… although I did copy and paste an old email so can’t be sure….

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

Silvinho= Jerry Lewis

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

BT – What, he married his 13 year old cousin?

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

No, i think that’s, Jerry Lee Lewis, one of his many wives.

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Sorry, that was Jerry LEE Lewis…. He does look a bit like Jerry Lewis though. Jerry Lee Lewis… Not so much…

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

Rocky, Nelson Vivas, made me cringe every time, he was on the pitch.

Wath
Wath
11 years ago

Who found it…………. 😛

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Seen it posted now, thanks Rico! Bit of a mammoth one!

Bt – I felt the same. Did he ever play in the same tide as Stepanovs? That would have been horrific!

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

good work wath!

Hell Raising Devil
Hell Raising Devil
11 years ago

you know why it was in spam……….there was the word c.rea,my……

Gunnerdna
Gunnerdna
11 years ago

As PSG offer di María €8m net (if they agree fee with RM, a big if), MU’s job is to convince him to change his mind. Nothing definitive yet
Guillem Balague (@GuillemBalague)

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Typical wath – giving it Charles Large, saying he was the hero of the hour!

Kipmonster
Kipmonster
11 years ago

John Hawley himself admitted he was in awe of our club & knew he was not good enough to play for us. How many players admit to that?!!

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Not enough Kip…. Not enough.

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

BES need money to pay of their creditors… they value WC’s rights of 40% at £18m… I doubt it will happen as that means his club will have to sell for close to £38m which is over his release clause…

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

Guillem Balague talks shite for a man who claims to be itk.. the £8m figure is a loan fee and deal has been agreed already; apparently issue is to do with Jorge’s fee’s and Di Maria snr and how much Psg after to pay afterwards and how soon..

RM apparently want £20m next summer but Psg will fail FFP if they pay that amount at once’s next summer…

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

£12m for cavani on loan; £18m for falcao no one wants them..lol

Potter/Wath do you think FFP is working?

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Rico – don’t pander to him!

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

BES are in a right shit state at the moment

Wath
Wath
11 years ago

Rocky…………………..

Go do one………..!!

Ts, Is FFP working… I would say all it’s doing so far is slowing things down and making teams look harder at circumventing the rules…! I think only next season or two will we see if it actually really works…! How is it Citeh can buy Mangala for a reported 46mil euro yet report fee at 32million..? Maybe they will get NYCFC to buy him for them…?

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Haha!! You love it wath!

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

”making teams look harder at circumventing the rules” couldn’t have been put any better…

The accountants and financial advisors are only working out means to bend the rules…

I was just checking up on Mangala’s salary at Porto and how much he was offered…

considering WC earns less than Euros 10k/week will it be worth it if we paid £31m for him including paying of Jorge and BES and then give him £40k a week?

We know when he comes in after 2 years he would want more than £40k a week or he will get poached away… that is the predicament we have to consider imo…

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

bit off topic here, does anyone or has anyone tested the car park at black horse station on a saturday? Easy to get a space?

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

Wath- lets just say Mangala was on circular €13k/w at Porto… and he is not earning more than £50k for the first 2 years of his contract…

specifically he was earning €12,930 at porto… and Wath guess who is his representative… I am sure it needs no guessing…

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

Wath- and we can guess why Carlos Vela did not come back… the same denominator behind the scene… 😉

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Not me Nickie. I’m strictly a Cockfesters man! Although I did the Stadium tour with the Spud supporting wife a month ago and paid to use someone’s car park space a few minutes walk away from the Armoury which cost about £18. Well worth it.

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago
potter
potter
11 years ago

Nickie you have to get there early , it gets full very quickly and I have also heard a few things about cars being broken into. As always be careful about leaving the car with Arsenal stickers on it and when you leave it don’t wear colours , it’s quite possible that the villains might be watching.

BrainwashedKev
BrainwashedKev
11 years ago

If you do business with Jorge Mendez, you may as well pick up the phone and tell the Portugese Prick everything you plan to do….

A no no IMHO.

tsgh
tsgh
11 years ago

lol Rocky- they certainly have… they needed ideas… they are not the only one’s who get some of their rumours from here me think…

Well put Kev… I bet Mauren-ho will pay Jorge out of his own pocket so not to give us any of Jorge’s clientele…

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

Ok, thanks for the heads up guys. As it’s a 5.30 KO we will probs get there for around 3ish to get some lunch near the emirates before hand and have a wander around the shops.

Adam
Adam
11 years ago

Nickie. Just drive to near the ground and park in Highbury New Park. That leaves you with a 12-15 minute walk to the stadium. Don’t bother with Blackhorse Road, it gets full and is very insecure. If you are talking about Saturday you will find a meter for a few quid easily.

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

Is that just a residential area Adam? I’m not sure we would want to drive in that far. Is there any other alternatives from where we live? The train in just to come out is a bit annoying.

Adam
Adam
11 years ago

Nickie. If you live in Woodford you would get there in about 25 minutes. If you are getting there early then it may be a problem as the meters are possibly two hours so possibly the train to either Finsbury Park or Highbury and Islington could be favourite. I have parked in Blackhorse before and it is unreliable for spaces. I have also parked just off Essex Road and walked on many occasions. For me, anything is better than the horrible squeeze at Finsbury Park after the game. Yes, it is a residential area but everywhere around there is. Getting there early? Park outside the area that is enlarged on match day, just off Essex Road on a 4 hour meter and you will have plenty of time. The walk back to the car will take about 20-25 minutes. Let me know if you want me to be more specific over roads etc.

Wath
Wath
11 years ago

Nickie, you missing the point… get the train in and afterwards go and have a few pints by which time getting the train home is a doddle….!

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Yeah, get the train…..spend another 5 hours stuck in a sea of human traffic trying to get past Arsenal tube and down to Finsbury Park, only to get halfway down the road and be stopped in more human traffic as trying to get past the mosque and round the corner to the station is awful. God I miss match days!

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Nearly Cavani if the ridiculous rumours are to be believed!

Adam
Adam
11 years ago

Hi Rocky. If I had to use the train I wouldn’t go. Simple as that. After a regular 3pm kick off (rare these days) I am usually home just before 6pm. Not bad really.

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

Hmm, thanks for the suggestions everyone, i’m just experimenting a few routes. Really don’t want to go and park up in a residential area. Would rather a car park, then train in. Maybe Amos grove or oakwood from where I am. Straight drive down the A406 to Amos Grove with over 300 car parking spaces. The drive to Emirates is an easy one, it’s a big shame there aren’t more proper car parks around that area.
The beer idea is good Wath lol

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Cockfosters is better than Arnos Grove or Oakwood. Much better car park. There’s a great residential road next to it too that I have used a few times

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

no way would Cavani come

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

Beer, trumps parking.

BruisedBanana
BruisedBanana
11 years ago

Cavani’s a bit out of our reach if Manolas and Carvalho both happen too! I reckon the Vargas rumour might have more legs though!

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

it’s a 30 min drive for me to cockfosters and i’m not sure it then makes it beneficial for me to actually drive lol. 30 min drive then 20-30 min train. that’s why the old black horse road station seemed ideal. now it looks as though that’s a terrible idea haha

BruisedBanana
BruisedBanana
11 years ago

All this talk of Arnos Grove and Cockfosters makes me feel nostalgic….I grew up in Southgate!!!

Adam
Adam
11 years ago

Nickie. Islington is a residential area and it is full of places to park. As long as you don’t mind a bit of a walk it’s a doddle and more secure than Blackhorse Rd which you can never guarantee anyway as it gets full.

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Cockfesters isn’t much further than Oakwood. I know what you mean though. Although the train ride in is pretty good from there (although it’s always a lottery which of the trains in the station leaves first – I always find the signs are rarely right).

rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

Blackhorse Road is a little too close to Spud country for my liking….

Micko
Micko
11 years ago

Stock Orchard Crescent off Caledonian Road behind Holloway station always worked for me, just a few quid for the meters and very handy for block 1. (10-15 minute walk)

Gunnerdna
Gunnerdna
11 years ago

Rocky, Cavani would be stupid to turn down a big club like AFC again, playing in a stadium 60,000+ passionate supporters every game, being the main man at CF and living in a city that is on par with Paris. He is 27 at the peak of his career, playing second fiddle to Ibra, he should be ringing AW phone discussing a pay cut while handing in a transfer request. Its almost criminal for a player of his ability to not to be the main CF in a team.

Gunnerdna
Gunnerdna
11 years ago

BBanana, its rumored on the internet that our net spend is approximately £34m, if true there is no reason not to make the proper additions.

Gunnerdna
Gunnerdna
11 years ago
rockyrocastle07
rockyrocastle07
11 years ago

dna – if the Chavs go in for him it will be all over

Gunnerdna
Gunnerdna
11 years ago

Rocky, none of the top teams in England don’t need him, they are stacked at the CF position with quality who are on high wages. And its also rumored he turned down Liverpool.

#LFC still looking for a striker. Have enquired about Benzema, Falcao and Cavani. But have been told ‘no chance’ via @BenSmithBBC #LFC

Gunnerdna
Gunnerdna
11 years ago

Ribery On his Int’l retirement: “There were ups and downs, but now the time has come for a new chapter in my life.
http://t.co/kPplPQuFsr

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

Ok we may look to drive in then. So let’s take it that I’m a complete tool as don’t know the area, will it be easy for me to find somewhere near where the streets are clear from football fans lol

Gunnerdna
Gunnerdna
11 years ago

Arsenal target Höwedes is Staying at Schalke04: “I play for 13 years at Schalke and would not be here so long, if I did not love this club.”

Benedikt Höwedes: “It would irritate me to go abroad and a new meet environment, a new language and a different club.
http://t.co/NDZbuqUyBB

potter
potter
11 years ago

If I was Schalke’s manager I would take that one of two ways. Firstly you have a player that wants to stay but secondly is he content to just turn up and take the money.

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

If I just drove in I should add, no clue of road names to park. Just drive in see what’s there scenario

BruisedBanana
BruisedBanana
11 years ago

Yeah £100mill was the budget figure given. Made approx 31/32 mill, spent approx 66mill so around 65mill left. Manolas 8mill, Carvalho around 30mill leaving us around 30….not enough for Cavani I think?? I guess if we got Tiote instead of Carvalho it’d be possible? I’d love it to happen but can’t see it.
Just translated a Chilean newspaper article and Vargas’ agent is certain he’s not going to be playing at Napoli this season. Talked more about loans than permanent moves though!
I have a feeling he’s going to go for Reus and pay his buyout clause. We need a leftie really. Cazorla does well there but he prefers central role. Keeping my fingers crossed!!

BruisedBanana
BruisedBanana
11 years ago

Think my maths was a bit rubbish!!!!

Gunnerdna
Gunnerdna
11 years ago

BB, it was rumored to be £100m two years ago, not taking into consideration the Puma + new TV rights money, correct me if i’m wrong.

Gunnerdna
Gunnerdna
11 years ago

I would prefer play MA08 every game than buy Tiote and i’m not a fan of MA for a minute. Tiote is the African version of Flamini.

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

Micko looks like a good quiet little road, how do you pay for parking there? I can’t see any meters in street view. Sorry if i seem a bit stupid, it’s not often I drive into London, it intimidates me to be honest.

BruisedBanana
BruisedBanana
11 years ago

Oh I can’t stand Tiote either!! Totally agree there!

Gunnerdna
Gunnerdna
11 years ago

Rico, thank you, i know it was close but i didn’t want to say it. lol
The under-mentioned figures might not be accurate but they are pretty close:

Vela – £7m
Cesc – 5m
Vermaelen – £15m
Djourou – £2m
Eisfeild – £0.5

Outgoings £29.5m

Sanchez – £32m
Chambers – £16m
Debuchy – £12m
Ospina – £3m

Incomings – £63m

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

all the roads you’ve kindly stated are part of the islington match day control program, does this mean we are unable to park there while the game is on? Might just try my luck with black horse, worst comes to worst i’ll just get the terrible tube.

Micko
Micko
11 years ago

Sorry should have said ticket machines Nicky, just park up and walk up Quemerford Road, through the alley way onto the Holloway Road, right side for the Armoury as well, google map it, parking times may vary on a sunday as well.

Gonerjoe
Gonerjoe
11 years ago

Good evening all Nicky enjoy your match day experience on Saturday had planned to go myself. But got told in no uncertain terms I had to a one year olds birthday party eck.

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

Manolas, Pranjic and Cavani please lol as reasonable realistic targets….Cavani a “realistic” target, never thought I’d see the day

Adam
Adam
11 years ago

Micko. Good advice.
Nickie if you get to Blackhore Rd and it’s full you will have to drive to the ground anyway. Keep Micko’s advice as a back-up plan. It is quite a short walk as he says.

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

Sorry to hear the Joe!! Quite lucky with the tickets, I had been watching stadium view like a hawk, a couple became available front row block 3 and 31 but I bloody missed them. Then a couple became free block 1 today, got 1 of them then decided I wasn’t giving up, just kept clicking the one next to it and the other person must have given in lol 🙂 to all those assisting with parking, thank you for your help but i’ve found a website called just park, it’s people with property around the area who rent out their own private drive way, may give that a go

Adam
Adam
11 years ago

Blackhorse Rd.

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

yeah I looked at that place Adam, what I’m not understanding is this controlled parking, both the places you and Micko said fall in the area, doesn’t that mean i’m not allowed to park there?

I’ve read islingtons council page but it’s not that clear

Adam
Adam
11 years ago

Nickie. Rico is gonna mail you some info so keep a look out for incoming.

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

sorry if I seem as though I’m spamming this site, wasn’t my intention 🙁

potter
potter
11 years ago

Funny you should mention Islington’s site as I have just been trying to wade through the minefield known as Hackney’s parking system. Their site is as clear as mud and seems to do all it can not to actually say where and how much you can park for. They are quite honest about saying that they would rather people did not drive and use bikes and walk . Not easy from Norfolk though. Just for fun I sent them an e-mail , will keep you posted should I get an answer but don’t hold your breath.

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

Interesting read Potter, the amount of times there are free tickets pop up on the website it’s no surprise. I found it very easy to get tickets and could have had a lot more

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

Nickie, might be able to get you, a spot near Crouch End, if that’s any good, i’ll check with my mate tomorrow.

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

🙂 thanks for the support everyone. It’s really appreciated and it’s so nice to know people are there to help. This is the greatest Arsenal blog on the net and the people here make it, it’s just like a family so thank you again.

Bt thanks for the offer but I think i’m getting somewhere in terms of parking/route to take 🙂

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

oh and of course, credit goes to Rico and co for creating this great place 😉 hehe

Micko
Micko
11 years ago

Fcuk me, I’m just glad you never got that season ticket Nickie !!! lol

Micko
Micko
11 years ago

Nite rico, be nice to wake up to a signing in the morning.

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

Haha! me too Micko, me too

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

No problem Nickie, hope all goes well for you.

Lee
Lee
11 years ago

My house needs re-pointing….

Adam
Adam
11 years ago

Morning Brudder. Not the whole house?

Lee
Lee
11 years ago

Just wondering if HH could do it for me….
You ok Brudder?
Am looking forward to tonight!

Lee
Lee
11 years ago

WordPress is going mental…

Adam
Adam
11 years ago

Me too.

Lee
Lee
11 years ago

Mbia is our latest DM apparently…

Adam
Adam
11 years ago

Oh joy.

Lee
Lee
11 years ago

I don’t understand why Arsene hasn’t finished off what he started…..

Lee
Lee
11 years ago

QPR reject….that’ll clinch it!

bondex
bondex
11 years ago

Morning all…. khedira to Arsenal in the news again…

BrainwashedKev
BrainwashedKev
11 years ago

M’Bia rumour..,,

Classic agent inspired bullshit…

Ignore!

Morning All…

Morning Lee & Adam

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

Morning all, what a glorious day.

Lee
Lee
11 years ago

Bt, I will be drinking a Cobra in your name this evening as will Kev & Adam!

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

Cheers in advance, Lee & Co, i’m sure it will be a good night. NLD, taking shape.

Bt62 Gooner
Bt62 Gooner
11 years ago

Hi Rico.

Lee
Lee
11 years ago

Good work…

Nickie
Nickie
11 years ago

another question quickly on parking….

Just kidding!! lol

Morning all 🙂