Club agree Fee for Denilson as One in…..

A free taxi to the airport a free flight to Iran and apparently coming the other way the board are receiving One tin of caviar each as payment.

A board member said ” we think we’ve got a great deal and he leaves with our blessing…!”

Rumours are Arsene Wenger has been locked in his Office since the board informed him and he has only requested a box of hankies and a quiche…………

Ok, it’s Friday and thankfully tomorrow see’s the battle for the Premier League title hit the final stage. We have just nine games left to play and should we muster up enough grit, determination and attitude to win those remaining fixtures, the league title will be ours.

It’s a tough run in, despite many suggesting it’s an easier one than those around us but to be honest we haven’t done ourselves proud recently really have we?

We had our chance when we played Sunderland and West Brom, had we taken that chance we would be one point behind the Mancs with a game in hand, in fact had we taken previous chances we would be well clear and odds on favourites to win the league.

We didn’t and I actually don’t expect us to string nine wins together now either.

One player has had his critics this season, actually, many have but Gael Clichy has been given a tough time by many fans. His game seems to have gone backwards, his decision-making has sometimes been poor and often when the easiest thing to do is hoof the ball into row z, he’s tried to dribble past players, all too often losing possession with the opposition on occasion, capitalising on his mistake.

The gaff to gift the Spuds still sticks in my throat, why, why not row z?

So much is made of him being the last man standing from our invincible season but that means zero right now.

Why has his game gone off at a time in his career when he should be pushing on and trying to become one of the best left backs in the world? What has changed?

When a player’s game goes off the boil, the first thing I think is that they are no longer happy.

Is he unhappy at home, unhappy in England, or just like us, unhappy at seeing certain players in the same team as him?

Does he think that Cesc is soon to leave, Nasri won’t extend his contact and he doesn’t want to be left at Arsenal?

Of course I don’t know the answers, I don’t even know if I’m right in believing he’s unhappy but something is definitely amiss with his game. I used to believe he would be nearly as good as Ashley Cole but right now he is nowhere near as good as him.

I can't believe the Chavs couldn't afford the letters 'RSE to go after the A'....

There is a strong rumour that Gael Clichy could be leaving us this summer, he himself has said that he won’t discuss his contract until the end of the season, Nasri has said the same.

The club after him and who are supposed to be preparing a £13Million bid is Juventus and reports are that their club director, Fabio Paratici, has already been in London and tried to finalise a move for the summer.

Is Clichy playing the waiting game to see who Wenger brings in or are his playing days in the red and white shirt coming to an end?

Would you care if Gael Clichy left in the summer?

Prior to the international break, I kept suggesting that it was the ideal time for the squad – hoping that by the time Blackburn come to visit, many of our injured will be fit to return. Yesterday Arsene Wenger confirmed that Alex Song, Cesc Fabregas and Theo Walcott are all fit to play on Saturday – Aaron Ramsey and Robin van Persie are due a late fitness test but it is believed they too will be fit.

So they are back andwe are into the business end of the season, all we need is just nine wins to win the league – tomorrow will tell us all just how much this side are prepared to fight for that….

I hope each and every player spent time watching and reading all the tributes to Rocky yesterday, if just one little bit of what they saw in him rubs off on them tomorrow then we may just see a good performance, a winning performance but most importantly a performance that shows every Arsenal fan that they are proud to play for our club, proud to wear the club shirt and proud to play for and with their team-mates…..

Come on Arsenal, give us a reason to believe in you again…..

Oh, I do know Diaby is fit, I just don’t want him to start… ok?

There is no truth whatsoever in the Denilson story, it is purely fun for April Fools Day 🙂

That’s it from me for today, have a good un …..

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Rocastle
Rocastle
15 years ago

Morning peeps

Rocastle
Rocastle
15 years ago

Yeah. He’s good for ball retention, that’s about it. He’s at least 5th in the pecking order (my opinion, not Wengers) I think he’d be suited to the French league, or back to south America.

kc
kc
15 years ago

why cant diaby just stay injured

arsegan
arsegan
15 years ago

Clichy won us at Barca…also that goal song scored with his head.

Will
Will
15 years ago

Just to see what you guys think.

Do you think players go downhill as they can hear the fans on their back and they are trying to please them?

charybdis1966
charybdis1966
15 years ago

Hi Rico, sorry but we’ve got NINE games left to play.

But from someone who made Avenell homeless due to losing a bet about Cesc’s presence this season it doesn’t surprise me.

Only kidding darling, you know I love you really ! 😉

Aziz, KL=Malaysia
Aziz, KL=Malaysia
15 years ago

Here the best news of all: “Denilson is the only certain absentee for Rovers’ visit after being ruled out with a toe injury.” … (Long may it be so)

Will
Will
15 years ago

There is no way I want Jose near my club.

I am not too sure Rico.

goonerwife
goonerwife
15 years ago

some people need to invest in a good ol human heart. Just mean.
And moureen, his values are not really arsenal values. If you want moureen i have a feeling arsenal might not really be the best club for you anymore.

I have realised lately that maybe arsenal doesnt fit the sensibility of some of its fans anymore, its okay to find a better match, i think.

Will
Will
15 years ago

I agree Goonerwife. We dismantle everything we have come to stand for if we bring in a guy who spends £100m a summer, is happy to win 1-0 and 2-0 and bore his way to the league while taking all the focus off the players and placing the spotlight on himself.

Will
Will
15 years ago

No Rico, Jose would bankrupt us and take any glory for himself.

Will
Will
15 years ago

I agree they would spend but look at Jose’s track record.

We would go back to the GG era of 1-0 to The Arsenal but spend £100m a year to get it.

Erick
Erick
15 years ago

Morning, Jose is what we need if Aw can’t quit baby sitting

Will
Will
15 years ago

Look at the strikers Jose has had but he plays a defensive game where it is better to not lose rather than win.

As much as I am frustrated with Wenger, if Arsenal had one person like Dein to inspire and control Wenger, we would start winning everything.

Rocastle
Rocastle
15 years ago

Is the pub open yet?

Erick
Erick
15 years ago

Will, you what is frustrating to have a team have two shots on goal against us and they both are goals where we have 10 with only one goal…I would go for one nil and win the league

Erick
Erick
15 years ago

Rico, hope all is good 🙂

Rocastle
Rocastle
15 years ago

Rico, hair if the dog mate ;D

Erick
Erick
15 years ago

Am great Ric’s…to be honest if Aw does not do the necessary please let Jose come in..I hate his ego but his CV can’t be wrong he is a winner

Erick
Erick
15 years ago

Rico, I have this feeling that AW wont answer the fans call..but am usually wrong but its not long until we can hear his plans for the closed season

Erick
Erick
15 years ago

I also think Aw will start Diaby ahead of Jack all my own thoughts lol

Georgakos
Georgakos
15 years ago

Rico

Sounds like you were ‘inspired’ by Danny Fullbrook of the Daily Star

Georgakos
Georgakos
15 years ago

I would hate to see Mourinho at Arsenal. I’m sorry but I hope that Arsenal become successful emulating Barcelona not Chelsea.

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

april fool’s day indeed.

Jay
Jay
15 years ago

I think you signed the worst Brazilian in history , gotta be pissed about that espiecially seeing as Chelsea and Spurs have David Luiz and Sandro……Ramires and Gomes added to that even Lucas at Liverpool pisses on Denilson

Joaquim Moreira
Joaquim Moreira
15 years ago

The dream for Mourinho is Liverpool!
Clichy was also the player who lost the ball on the personal initiative doomed to failure that allowed the WBA launch abolished for the front and Almunia Squillaci and a hindrance to goal ….There goes another opportunity to get together MU. (however, Clichy is for me one of ours best players)
In my country it is said that “no two without three ..” and that “third time’s the charm. ”
Would !!!…

Erick
Erick
15 years ago

I have heard the Clichy talk guys but the big question should be is Gibbs ready? no yet i think

Joaquim Moreira
Joaquim Moreira
15 years ago

No Rico. Mourinho has always the dream of Liverpool. He said that in an interview. Later, he would like to finish his carreer in Portugal national team.

Will
Will
15 years ago

I would rather have Pep than Jose.

Erick
Erick
15 years ago

Rico I haven’t heard alot about him so can’t comment…RM Jose is just after splashing the cash..Will am sure many would go for him but Barca won’t let him go

K-TR7
K-TR7
15 years ago

Hi all.good read rico.Theo Van Nasregas is back!

Steve Palmer
Steve Palmer
15 years ago

Afternoon all, Denilsons got a bad toe then,shame.
I was in the pub lunch time, and guess who came in you will never believe it Jose himself, he was on his own, but looked like he was waiting for someone, so i went up to the bar and ordered my Lager top, Jose turned round and gave me a strange look, he said Lager top whats that, i looked at him and made out i didn’t recognise him, Oh just a dash of leomonade i said, boys drink, he said, now i’m standing there in my old Arsenal top and just sneered and said yep, and went to walk away, he tugged my arm and with that big grin of his said i joke ha ha. Anyway we started talking and he told me who he was, i said yeh i think i remember you, he said, It hadnt been too long, i said, i’m only interested in Arsenal, he then dropped a bombshell, I ave beenina talk with Arsenal Board, he said yeh i went, they want to ask me to coach, he said, well i was gobsmacked, what about Wenger i blurted out, him not wanted at club, he said. I was just about to ask him if he had accepted their offer, when a very young foreign feller come in, and walked up to Jose and Gave him a big tongue french kiss, i thought to my self i’m off, not to keen on all that business, as i walked away he said come back more to the story ,i tel you, i said you keep your story to yourself you Poof and walked out, nothing worse than hearing things like that on April the 1st

Steve Palmer
Steve Palmer
15 years ago

Sorry

K-TR7
K-TR7
15 years ago

Denilson>Bischoff

K-TR7
K-TR7
15 years ago

Rvp has 10 goals in 10 games against Blackburn.

Will
Will
15 years ago

Need to hope Stoke and the Hammers can do us a favour and we beat Blackburn.

Steve Palmer
Steve Palmer
15 years ago

All jokes aside, i have been mulling over Mourhino as a replacement for Wenger, whoever you talk to seems to go along with the idea of an ex Arsenal man. My view is that we need somthing completely different from that, new ideas and a manager who can move our club to winning ways, i have watched the ways our present Manager has conducted his business for quite a few years now, and believe he has run out of ideas, granted he has brought about change inside the club for the better, and i admire that, but on the pitch he’s choices have been an embaressment, if the team needs change as we all know we do, and he persists with he’s frugal ways he must be pushed aside, change him and a new man will give us all belief.

Will
Will
15 years ago

Jose would take us into the dark ages. Fact.

Steve Palmer
Steve Palmer
15 years ago

What makes you think that Will

Will
Will
15 years ago

He would take us back to the 1-*0 to the Arsenal days
He would bankrupt us within two seasons leaving nothing for the next manager
He would leave when the money ran out claiming anything we won was down to his specialness.

He is an odious little man.

Steve Palmer
Steve Palmer
15 years ago

What about his winning ways Will. with the teams he’s been Manager of

Will
Will
15 years ago

Who cares about winning for two seasons if we are left in debt and no where for the next 5?

agirlagunner
agirlagunner
15 years ago

Boo! rico, poor Deni, so unloved. 😛 Oh, and you know how I feel about keeping Clichy. 😉

agirlagunner
agirlagunner
15 years ago

Can’t stand Mourinho. He’s the last person on earth I want managing our club.

Will
Will
15 years ago

Bit of Friday fun.

I am watching an old Arsenal DVD and it got me thinking, what would an all Wenger first team look like (with subs)

For me it would be:

GK: Seaman
RB: Lauren
CB’s: Adams, Campbell
LB: Cole

RM: Overmars
CM’s: Vieira, Petit
LM: Pires

AT: Henry, Bergkamp.

Subs. Lehmann, Sagna, Keown, Parlour, Fabregas, Wright, Van Persie.

This is with all the players in their prime.

What say you?

agirlagunner
agirlagunner
15 years ago

Steve, your 2:48 was baaaad. 😛

I’ve given up on D&D, rico. I just want them out… But gael, I still hold out some hope for. 😀

Will
Will
15 years ago

Merse left soon after Wenger got there.

I think Lauren gives a tad more steel defensively than Sagna and was a tad harder but they are close. I went for Petit as that is a formidable centre and spine.

Imagine being an attacking team, you have the ball in your own half and you see: Vieira, Petit, Adams, Campbell and big Dave in front of you.

Will
Will
15 years ago

That is why I did it Rico. We have had some amazing players over the last 15 years.

Joaquim Moreira
Joaquim Moreira
15 years ago

I do not agree with you. Mourinho is a winner, is a psychological warrior, both good players in teams, preparing them in his image, urging them the will to win and especially want players who want to win, win titles and be winners. Not moved aside, but illustrious players who do not join the spa, consider themselves untouchable and indispensable. He arrived at Chelsea and won. In Inter. Before Porto. Wanted titles and he gave them. But that he chose the players and the team. Know someone who worked with him say it wrong?
In my opinion, Real Madrid went for the only coach who has won in recent years with Barcelona. Notice the following: last year, the RM was 6 points of Barcelona. Auditors fast: it lost the two games with Barcelona. With the stars with a good coach and have not gained anything. This year we are in the Cup final, are in the quarter finals of the CL and fight for the championship. Can lose the championship, Mourinho leave, but at least we got something they did not know for years. 5 years without winning anything!
Compare for example with the MCity. Chelsea made ​​the leap because of Mourinho (promised in the title two years and gave them in the first). It has many faults but it is a winner and a great leader of men. Guide them to success.

Will
Will
15 years ago

JM, the Chelsea team had already had over £100m spent on then and Jose spent a further £100m to buy the title.

Tell me, if he were so good, could he get Wigan, with the financial ability into a Champions League place?

Joaquim Moreira
Joaquim Moreira
15 years ago

Will: Was the price to pay to stop being a neighborhood club and become a club with supporters around the world. It was a risk but it is a club known today, with immense prestige and followers.
Mourinho has lost any cup? I am convinced that with Mourinho had, for example, won the championship last season. AW takes an eternity to make a substitution does not alter your game system does not “read or studied” the opposing team. Is apathetic on the bench and gets up to argue with the referee 4; Mourinho believes the players, encourages them and asks for public support. AW, becomes a central figure in the game in the negative; the other in the positive way.

Will
Will
15 years ago

JM and if Abromavich leaves?

Suhail.TV
Suhail.TV
15 years ago

April 1st or 31st, fools will be always fools and Denilsen will continue his journey at club 🙁 🙁

4pigs
4pigs
15 years ago

Hello all…
Rico hope you have a good night out.

Joaquim Moreira
Joaquim Moreira
15 years ago

The work and the results were. It’s up to whoever comes, can keep it or not. The truth is that Chelsea went to a neighborhood club, unknown internationally for what it is today.

Will
Will
15 years ago

I am sorry JM, I will not ransom the future of my club for the chance of a shiny pot.

Gooner4life&beyond
Gooner4life&beyond
15 years ago

I think it’s blinkered to just rule out Mourinho, he is a great manager and a winner. That cannot be denied, he got Porto to be winners domestically and internationally.

He will spend money, but he will sell the crap players to make up the necessary funds if he needs to. He would not bankrupt us, he can only work with what the board give him so that argument is redundant.

goonerboy
goonerboy
15 years ago

Goonerwife is right-the current Arsenal Board would never appoint an egotist like Mourinho. They simply don’t value winning that highly-they are happy with mediocrity and excuses. How convenient that their values co-incide with not spending money on players. The club which charges the highest prices to watch the team in the EPL spends the least in the transfer market on strengthening the squad.
Perhaps goonerwife needs to appreciate that the Board are custodians themselves who can be replaced and brought out-and that their values lie at the root of the complacency which runs throughout the club resulting in poor commercial performance and failure to exercise a proper accountability of the teams performances.

Joaquim Moreira
Joaquim Moreira
15 years ago

Will. I’m agree with you but we must recognize Mourinho capacities and the steps for reach them.
Goonerwife: Mourinho have been one year and half in F.C.Porto. They won one League,one cup,one UEfa cup, one Champions League and one International cup. Porto won maybe 18 the League,many cups,also once European Cup before Mourinho; Chelsea won the second legue after 50 years and now it’s always a candidate; Inter was a big Club domestic and in Europe, always with a expensive team and only with Mourinho won interesting trophies. We his a winner. No doubts about that.

Carol Jones
Carol Jones
15 years ago

So so SO depressed the Denilson story isn’t true

s j little
s j little
15 years ago

Would be better off without Clichy=he never marks his man too often lets him get inside to pull the defence of position,seen it so often and what is the use of attacting full backs who can,t defend and cant centre accurately? Diaby, yes please stay injured! Eboue hopeless full back but the only forward who goes at his opponents and forces them into errors.

s j little
s j little
15 years ago

No way do we want such a non-Arsenal type fellow as that crafty little clever dick who bought the Chavs a few bits of silver. As for putting the Chavs on the map what modern fans seem to forget is that when I started watching Arsenal in 1939 they were WORLD FAMOUS before Moan Utd had got out of the 2nd Division. They had a STADIUM not an old Wooden shed or a load of old girders! Incidently the Chavs build a corner stand just before the war and had to knock it down just after because it was unsafe! What other Club had a Station named after it or were the stars in a film called the Arsenal Stadium Mystery! Arsenal is bigger than any club when it comes to their history. Unlike the Chavs Arsenal shut the gates once it was no longer possible to see the pitch whereas Chelsea used to let you in and then you found it impossible to get up to the back of the enclosure,fans used to have to leave without getting their money back Arsenal paid their players top rewards and looked after them ever afterwards. The safety measures were way ahead of most clubs. They had principles second to none. Their reserve team were watched by 30,000 crowds. They had more Internationals (when International were elite) than any other club. Yes we supported ARSENAL because they were CLASS they were SPECIAL they had GLAMOUR no other LONDON Club had until ARSENAL came to North London been other than fodder for the Northern teams.Trophies alone don.t define a Club. Under Wenger we,ve had a glorious reign far more worthy than Chelsea or Moan Utd (or Blackburn) all of whom spent Millions to buy the First Division ( so called premier) All we want Wenger to do is to not allow any more players to come in that are unable to show some passion and beligerence as well as basic knowledge of the positions they fill.

kelsey
kelsey
15 years ago

Morning all.
i have it on good authority that Wenger is going all out to win our remaining games and has devised a secret plan to bamboozle the opposition.

Jeremy Aliadiere will lead the attack today as he doesn’t want to risk RVP as he reckons we should get at least one more game in him.

Almunia slipped over in his kitchen making a spanish omellette and dropped it on the floor,so jens is back in goal and will captain the side.

The formation will be 1-4-6 as we can’t defend and will go on all out attack.

Height will come from Wilshere,Arshavin,Walcott and Fabregas and Aliadiere so Sagna and Clichy will keep crossing high balls into the box.

The Venky’s won’t be there as they will be glued to the cricket and don’t care a toss about today’s game.
3 points in the bag. simples 🙂

kelsey
kelsey
15 years ago

Morning rico.

It’s just getting all too serious for me.Whatever will be will be. 😉

Joaquim Moreira
Joaquim Moreira
15 years ago

I am the “tribe” of s.j.Little with proud!

aad966ah
aad966ah
15 years ago

the ref just bottled it today for west ham…shud have sent of vidic at 2-0 but didnt and fucked up the result for a team which are in the relegation zone…

MistaKen
MistaKen
15 years ago

Mourino should not manage Arsenal because he will not stay long what ever he wins. He is for himself and does not have passion for clubs. I don’t blame his because he is a winner. Arsenal need Owen Coyle. Believe me this guy knows what he is doing and if we don’t get him one of our wealthy rivals will and just watch him soar

Lee
Lee
15 years ago

😉

Lee
Lee
15 years ago

🙂