A free taxi to the airport a free flight to Iran and apparently coming the other way the board are receiving One tin of caviar each as payment.

A board member said ” we think we’ve got a great deal and he leaves with our blessing…!”

Rumours are Arsene Wenger has been locked in his Office since the board informed him and he has only requested a box of hankies and a quiche…………

Ok, it’s Friday and thankfully tomorrow see’s the battle for the Premier League title hit the final stage. We have just nine games left to play and should we muster up enough grit, determination and attitude to win those remaining fixtures, the league title will be ours.

It’s a tough run in, despite many suggesting it’s an easier one than those around us but to be honest we haven’t done ourselves proud recently really have we?

We had our chance when we played Sunderland and West Brom, had we taken that chance we would be one point behind the Mancs with a game in hand, in fact had we taken previous chances we would be well clear and odds on favourites to win the league.

We didn’t and I actually don’t expect us to string nine wins together now either.

One player has had his critics this season, actually, many have but Gael Clichy has been given a tough time by many fans. His game seems to have gone backwards, his decision-making has sometimes been poor and often when the easiest thing to do is hoof the ball into row z, he’s tried to dribble past players, all too often losing possession with the opposition on occasion, capitalising on his mistake.

The gaff to gift the Spuds still sticks in my throat, why, why not row z?

So much is made of him being the last man standing from our invincible season but that means zero right now.

Why has his game gone off at a time in his career when he should be pushing on and trying to become one of the best left backs in the world? What has changed?

When a player’s game goes off the boil, the first thing I think is that they are no longer happy.

Is he unhappy at home, unhappy in England, or just like us, unhappy at seeing certain players in the same team as him?

Does he think that Cesc is soon to leave, Nasri won’t extend his contact and he doesn’t want to be left at Arsenal?

Of course I don’t know the answers, I don’t even know if I’m right in believing he’s unhappy but something is definitely amiss with his game. I used to believe he would be nearly as good as Ashley Cole but right now he is nowhere near as good as him.

I can't believe the Chavs couldn't afford the letters 'RSE to go after the A'....

There is a strong rumour that Gael Clichy could be leaving us this summer, he himself has said that he won’t discuss his contract until the end of the season, Nasri has said the same.

The club after him and who are supposed to be preparing a Β£13Million bid is Juventus and reports are that their club director, Fabio Paratici, has already been in London and tried to finalise a move for the summer.

Is Clichy playing the waiting game to see who Wenger brings in or are his playing days in the red and white shirt coming to an end?

Would you care if Gael Clichy left in the summer?

Prior to the international break, I kept suggesting that it was the ideal time for the squad – hoping that by the time Blackburn come to visit, many of our injured will be fit to return. Yesterday Arsene Wenger confirmed that Alex Song, Cesc Fabregas and Theo Walcott are all fit to play on Saturday – Aaron Ramsey and Robin van Persie are due a late fitness test but it is believed they too will be fit.

So they are back andwe are into the business end of the season, all we need is just nine wins to win the league – tomorrow will tell us all just how much this side are prepared to fight for that….

I hope each and every player spent time watching and reading all the tributes to Rocky yesterday, if just one little bit of what they saw in him rubs off on them tomorrow then we may just see a good performance, a winning performance but most importantly a performance that shows every Arsenal fan that they are proud to play for our club, proud to wear the club shirt and proud to play for and with their team-mates…..

Come on Arsenal, give us a reason to believe in you again…..

Oh, I do know Diaby is fit, I just don’t want him to start… ok?

There is no truth whatsoever in the Denilson story, it is purely fun for April Fools Day πŸ™‚

That’s it from me for today, have a good un …..