Now it seems like the media and gossip columns have gone totally off the rails…. We’re apparently buying Di Maria from the Mancs…. Really………. I nearly laughed myself silly with that one, the stories get worse by the day..!
We all know the papers are scratching their heads looking for stories but come on at least be a bit sensible about what’s written. I suppose we all know the papers are full of rubbish but when it’s day after day it’s a bit much.
Players now returning to training and why can the papers not print decent stories about that, obviously that doesnt sell hits or papers does it..!
Pre-season is on the go players getting ready to make or break in some instances and that’s both young and old. We have a few looking to make it into the first team this season and a few older players looking to stay in the fold. I think it’s obvious that Arsene must be looking at certain players thinking do I sell you do I loan you out or do I put you into the squad for the season.
We have many players away still on extended leave due to internationals at the end of the season so maybe a few players back early can make an impression whilst others are still away. It’s all about luck and timing and right place at the right time as in most things but Can Akpom show his worth, Can Hayden…. Maybe Bielik even.. or will it be Crowley. We shall see over the next week or so and the Singapore tour will tell us more.
On that note have a good day.
I am fine Dev, trust all well your side mate.
Just busy on another rubbish post I was holding out for the Messi signing but alas nothing… Gutted…..
Morning Wath. how are you??
here we are frying. its around 37 degrees.
Morning you lot, Gnabry is on extended leave after the U21’s kel…! Alexis, Ospina as well on hols.
Surprised to see no Hayden or Silva going…. Especially when we taking Flamini along… very strange that one..!
This article points out a very valid point……
http://bet.unibet.co.uk/football/premier-league/arsenal-dont-need-sign-superstar-defensive-midfield-they-need-another
maybe Gnabry is going on loan then or is he injured or something, was looking forward to seeing play at some point
No Sanogo, no Gnabry, no Wellington, no Campbell…
Seeing Cech’s name in that line up is surreal.
The squad for Singapore:
Chuba Akpom, Mikel Arteta, Hector Bellerin, Santi Cazorla, Petr Cech, Calum Chambers, Francis Coquelin, Dan Crowley, Mathieu Debuchy, Mathieu Flamini, Gabriel, Kieran Gibbs, Olivier Giroud, Alex Iwobi, Laurent Koscielny, Emiliano Martinez, Per Mertesacker, Nacho Monreal, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, Mesut Ozil, Aaron Ramsey, Jeff Reine-Adelaide, Wojciech Szczesny, Theo Walcott, Chris Willock, Jack Wilshere, Gedion Zelalem
Adam and his sofa are inseparable Coach… 🙂
AW is always after a player with special skills which can improve the team. So we might have a deal here.
Morning Devil. Only a very special set of circumstances can move me from the sofa. Kev will tell you. 🙂
I simply cannot see AW splashing a ridiculous amount of cash (80mill) to remove Adam from his sofa. too much money involved.
Good Morning Lovelies and hunkies.
Morning Kev. still waiting in the cab for a superstar???
Morning chaps. I have moved!!
Brudder. Having a great time I hope. 🙂
Adam moving from his sofa???
No chance….
It seems as if the 20 mins has passed by…what a load of shit these dickheads spout!?!? Adam has been linked with a move from the sofa in 2 weeks!
Kev, like you I’m in the dark.
My biggest fear, if it is Higuain it will tip tsgh over the edge ! …….Not a pretty sight.
Time for my bunk, nite Gooners.
Nzonzi completes his move to Seville.
Krychowiak replacement in… or may likely Vicente Iborra moving to us.
Rico can’t complain about his height… 😉
Coach, I just about know my name… 😀
Let alone why we’re gonna sign next…
I suppose that Marco Reus would be a bolt from the blue…
I don’t know mind, that’s just a guess…
Maybe Mick has read something in the Irish Independent…
Come on Mick, spill the beans…
Evening all!!
I’m kinda lookin forward to seeing Zelalem he looked darn good for the USofA!!!
Kev knows. He has just given him a tour around the Ems in his Cab.
Kev try and pry it out of him my man. The tension us palpable 😀 I can’t take it anymore
Adam knows who we’re signing Stan…
He just won’t tell….
Dev ronaldo is just pushing it. Bale ll put us on the map. My God we ll kill em 😀 them sperds ll die of heart attack especially if bale scores the goal that wins us the league at shite fart lane 😀
hairy butt up a gorilla’s face Goonie???? dont see any difference mate.
Bale or Ronaldo would do me fine.
Good Evening Lovelies and hunkies.
Nice post Wath. Better than the one you posted this morning 😛
MG if we manage to nab Gareth bale then I ll go totally ape shit crazy. I ll rub my hairy butt up a gorilla’s face 😀
Hehehehe MG it’s Luke shaw 😀
Its. Gareth bale
Maybe Wenger will rescue Sterling from Liverpool
By thunder I ll kream if it’s Marco reus 😀
I ll bet my house on it 😀 baloteli the signing of the season 😀
It’s gotta be baloteli
Afternoon good people
Baloteli 😀
Come On Down Bender
Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri 6m6 minutes ago
It’s HUGE Arsenal transfer news coming up in 20 minutes
Coach, you’ve lost me there mate… 😉
hiya Kev.
what do you think of the new DM, Wath Di Fak. And the new freebie….Kev Le Cab.
Are they superior to the Bender twins???
Bender and another Bender…
Muzzi Ozcan @Muzziozcan 2h2 hours ago
Arsenal will be making the transfer of the season ! The deal isn’t to far from being complete ! Will update in the coming days
we signed two midfielder players: Natalia and Vicky.
honestly I would love to go and poop there.
I wish I was a cyclops.
http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/social/arsenal-fans-think-tottenhams-new-stadium-looks-like-a-toilet-best-tweets/
http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2892/transfer-zone/2015/07/07/13395282/i-could-leave-real-madrid-on-loan-says-lucas-silvautm_source=FB&utm_medium=en_gb&utm_campaign=Lucas_Silva_Loan
Chaps. That is shockingly good news. 🙂
Micko i have read that the seats will also have a removable top so that they can cut down the rush for the loos during half time. Plus under the seat there will be a toilet roll which they can use as appropriate. The rolls have to serve a whole season.
Adam, I heard the seats at the new stadium will be built facing the pitch, the more you read about it the more shocking it gets !
Wath, keep tipping away mate.
Goonster
Looking at “Waths” name so much lately, im mixing it up with the other “what”. Forgive me.
Adamant
I see Campbell and Flamini are talking to clubs, and with Pod and Rosicky no longer needed, there certainly is a positive air at the moment, maybe 2 or 3 positions will get addressed this T.W, by wath i,m sure will be more than adequate replacements, exciting times.
Dev. A good Friday night down there is a skinfull of beer, followed by bucketload of grease all finished off with throwing themselves through a shop window to try and steal a pair of purple plastic Cuban-heel boots. All paid for by the Jobseeker’s Allowance of course.
I hear they are making a big drive to try and attract tourists into the area.
they will soon have star glazed eyes then Adam
I read that Spurs’ new ground will have high level walkway so visitors can gaze down Tottenham High Road at the rivers of vomit, blood and regurgitated fried chicken lumps that adorn the pavements over there. They will also get a first class view of the charred remains of the burnt-out shops and empty job centres that have become such an important aspect of the area’s charming village atmosphere.
aye DG. his speciality is making late runs in the box to score.
Rico will be worried about his size though.
Heard good reports about, Wath di fak, Devil.
Plus another unknown….think his name is Kev Le Cab. The usual unknown freebie
DG…don’t worry mate. They are a smokescreen. AW intends to sign Wath Di Fak, One ker Boy, Sumbo Dy and Nobo Dy.
Plus he’s a shit writer 😀
Afternoon, As we all know, it,s the constitutional right of the media to fill space talking about who Arsenal might sign, as according to the 28th amendment (“The Right to Speculate on Transfer Bullshit Shall Not Be Abridged By Facts”). But jesus Christ the Higuain story tops everything, Media linking us to him again, If Wenger refused to pay beyond 35 million for him 2 seasons ago, why the hell do they think he would even entertain a 66 million price tag now, as for Di Maria, heaven help us, another 60 million price tag, with wages in the region of 280,000 a week, He would have to Half his current wage, for Wenger to even entertain that one. Jeez ok, there,s nothing happening, but at least come up with a story that makes sense. It,s not the players that need a holiday.
Yea dev he’s a huge bastard 😀 rico ll be thrilled 😀
His fee was rather strange. A five year supply of GG plus a daily plunge in a private pool full of GG. AW was not amused but Gazidis pushed it through.
You seem to be excited by the mere thoughtof him as our new DM, Goonie.
He’s a beast dev 😀 a beast of multiple proportions. With a hairy back and bucktooth 😀
What do you think of the new DM Goonie? Wath Di Fak?
Pah I can’t stand his cnutish face dev. That diving cheating prick. Plus he won’t look good in red white white with those batty ears. He reminds me of lilo and stich 😀
Seems that Sumbo Dy is the next CB being mentioned. While for DM its Wath Di Fak.
I like Di Maria. He will explode under AW. Sadly its all paper talk
How do dev?? Di maria huh? Thanks I ll rather wellington be given his chance. If anyone can bring out the beast in that kid it’s arsene. We might just have our very own neymar 😀
Hehehehehe don’t know about men’s best friend but the country belles in my neck of the woods sure like me 😀
Goonie…man’s best friend!!!!
Wath you ve actually outdone yourself today. This post is so not shit 😀
Nobo Dy
Dev you twit 😀 don’t bring that legrove shit here mate.
Umbongo
Bender
Have a sing along to this classic if you like Dev!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmvzchQmtPs
Roger…..they really are scraping the bottom of the bucket fosr stories.
Infact the effect of such a cause is……
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijc1eJVR9Qw
afternoon all!
No new signs?
Thanks for the post Wath, loving the …………. after each title. As in… yeah right!
Devil youre on fire this morning!
Indeed there is bucket scraping going on. I give zero chance on interest in Di Maria, or Pedro for that matter.
Enjoy the day!
Of course its a nice post Scott. Its better than last week’s infact. 😉
I was open mouthed when I read that we were after Di Maria.
AW was interested last year. then he got AS17.
The journous make it 2+2=7.
So they say……
AW is interested this year. Then we will get Bent. Or go back for Gervinho
I’m good Dev…. Well sort of… Morning All.
Morning guys, and nice post, Wath.
thank the Lord we do not have Bendy any more.
Imagine the size of his head (which head???) if he leads the attack with Di Maria, Ozil and Sanchez behind him.
The Ems will soon be having an open shaped dome to fit the size of his head.
yipppeeeeee.
Managed to do it first time…..getting the first three replies.
Blimey Wath. That was a lovely post. better than the one of a week ago. you are getting there bit by bit.
Good Afternoon Lovelies and Hunkies.
Imagine an AM/Attack like this…….
Di Maria, Ozil, Sanchez
Ronaldo
we will, we will, we will
Bash them
3rd
2nd
1st.