A Goon with a bit of Spike…..

Good Morning/Afternoon and Evening to all the night crawling gooners.

I had been invited to write a piece for this blog a while ago. So far I have declined the offer, either too uninspired, our dreadful performances (heh) or too shy, but suddenly something has touched a nerve.

The ‘Goldenboy awards’ were presented the other night, to honour the best of young, European footballing talent (irritable Bale syndrome not included).

As a 30-year-old Essex lad brought up by two generations of top flight Goons, I feel obliged to ‘have a say’.

Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli won the aforementioned award, just a place ahead of Frodo Wilshere. ……..

Now, Mr Balotelli has now stated, and I quote….

“What is his name? Wil…? No, I don’t know him but the next time I play Arsenal, I will watch out for him. Maybe I will show him the Golden Boy and remind him I have won it!”

Charming!?

Bringing me on to my piece, and the subject of my reply, I once read a book by the late great Spike Milligan (his tombstone inscription reads – ‘I told you I was ill’). I believe the book was titled ‘Hitler, my part of his downfall’.

The book is Spike’s reminisces of the 2nd world war, and in one chapter, whilst serving in North Africa he recalls a friendly football match between his battalion and a local team, who in fairness and barefoot made the British contingent look quite ordinary.

The Short stocky Yorkshireman at left back with short ‘crew cut’ hair was being given a torrid time by the seven-foot nippy African right-winger, who on every time he took the ball past him, quipped ‘ Stanley Matthews, eh, Stanley Matthews!!!.

After being ‘skinned’ by the winger several times, the left back took both man and ball with a sickening thud! And whilst leaning over the prostrate winger, calmly said ‘WILF ‘F*****G COPPING’

As far as I remember from the book I don’t think the winger got another minute on the pitch let alone a touch.

I would like to add at his point that the book was read a long time ago and memory is quite hazy, but I do thoroughly recommend reading it.

Wilfred Copping, pictured above, was signed by Arsenal in the summer of 1934 for £8,000, as a replacement for Bob John and immediately took a first-team place at left half. He made his debut against Portsmouth on August 25, 1934, and was an ever-present in his first season for the club, until suffering a serious knee injury in the third-last match of the season against Everton. Copping soldiered on and remained on the pitch to ensure Arsenal won the game 2-0; this ensured the club won the 1934-35 First Division title.

Copping recovered from his injury to continue playing for Arsenal, making over 35 appearances in each of his first four seasons with the club. During his time at Highbury, Arsenal won the FA Cup in 1935-36, another League title in 1937-38, and two Charity Shields. His England career also continued, and he was one of seven Arsenal players to start England’s match against Italy in November 1934 (the “Battle of Highbury”) – a game for which he named man of the match. In total he won 20 caps for England between 1933 and 1939.

Now, I know for a fact, Jack Wilshere reads Arseblog.com, and I hope blogs from the Arse read the excellent ramblings from this site. So Jack, Frodo, Bilbo, if you do come across this post, on the 5th of January, let ‘Super Mario’ know exactly who ‘super, super Jack’ is…

Can I just take this moment to thank all Highbury House readers and posters big time, especially the lovely Rico for all the time, effort and pride.

Happy Christmas, 3 points off the chavs and a Happy New Year!!

Written by Rocastle

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Rocastle
Rocastle
15 years ago

Morning Rico, all.

Superb title Rico!!!

I see TV5 is out until February, not great news. AW either needs to buy a CB in the sales or hope there’s more postponed games!!

Rocastle
Rocastle
15 years ago

If it were me Rico, your wish would be granted, unfortunately I cannot see him buying anyone.

Same old same old.

Right, I’ll be off for a while to attempt some shopping, slip in the ice, get infuriated by the queues and crowds and end up in the pub by midday cursing Christmas

Bah humbug!

Red Arse
Red Arse
15 years ago

Morning Rico, Rocastle, 🙂

Really good and unusual Post, in memory of a great player and with a little plug for a very funny man. Spike I mean, not Wilf. 🙂

Glad you got the email eventually Rico, the innocent penguin in the final scene still makes me smile too! 🙂

kelsey
kelsey
15 years ago

Morning all.

I love a bit of nostalgia, rocastle. They made the book into a film with jim dale (remember him).

Samba, not so sure rico.When did AW last buy a player from within the PL,I can’t remember as Sol came as a free.

Baptiste to spurs and possibly Reyes.What is it with old brown envelope and our players 😉

Siena Denton
Siena Denton
15 years ago

Mario Balotelli is an arrogant oaf and I am surprised he was even nominated in the first instance. His onfield behaviour leaves a lot to be desired and that pouting bad attitude he has brought with him from Inter Milan.

So he was rewarded with an award for a #RedCard on a dangerous tackle that looked quite deliberate. Disgusting.

stonroy
stonroy
15 years ago

Great post.

Erick
Erick
15 years ago

Mario shld be ashamed of himself who in the world doesn’t know Jack

Erick
Erick
15 years ago

Morning folks long time Rocastle nice piece 🙂

SD-London
SD-London
15 years ago

Okay guys, Jack is not that popular yet world wide but Balotelli has no excuse and just wanted to have a dig at Jack.

Balotelli ? Rude boy- It is just like Teenage Nike Tyson playing football.

It is certain that Macini and him will soon have an on field altercation and he will get so benched that he will be sold to some mid table Italian team.Man City will never sell him to AC Milan.

I think Balotelli knows Walcott well enough and kudos to him so W.Jack should be spurred on my Mario’s stupid comment to be a better player.

Steve Palmer
Steve Palmer
15 years ago

Morning all,nice post, good player good comedian,
Don’t like to put a dampener on the Wilshere story, but if Jack does read these blogs i would just like to say, Jack let him find out about you on the field and not for your stupid off field antics you have a gift son use your brains, and use it.

SD-London
SD-London
15 years ago

Wao Steve P, a little Bit hash, JAck is 18 years of age , i will say he is very much matured for is age.

Can any one remember what we were doing at the age of 18 ?

kelsey
kelsey
15 years ago

Fopr balotelli read Adebayor.if city want to waste their money,that is their problemThe will most probably offload Ade ASAP then balotelli,as they have endless funds and will eventually buty the league,not for profit just for prestige in the western world.

As far as jack is concerned he got a tad too cocky at 16/17 and i believe part of the reason he was loaned out to bolton was to get him away from the bright lights of London.he is a rare talent but needs a firm hand as to guide him in the right direction.

Steve Palmer
Steve Palmer
15 years ago

SD you are probably right,but others have been moved on and i wouldn’t want to lose a talent we have.

Steve Palmer
Steve Palmer
15 years ago

Morning Rico, i am not trying to knock Jack but even at eighteen he needs to understand that an Arsenal man wears the shirt on and off the pitch, if you want the limelight get it doing something magical

Gunnernet
Gunnernet
15 years ago

hi guys, a bit quiet day isn’t it? Wenger said he might enter transfer market. What we really miss is TV, but when he comes back he will be like a “new signing”, so i don’t expect anything. How is the weather today?

SD-London
SD-London
15 years ago

Rico et el, what i meant was that his behaviour is expected of a teenager . If you notice , J.Wilshire had that night club problem just a week after signing a new contract (£35 000) a week or something like that.

Check it out 18years with an EPL contract, what will you all do?

But i am not worried about J.Wilshire because he is in good hands (Wenger) and he is from a good background.

Balotelli just emits total wrongness and probably a damaged good that Man City cannot tame. God help them.
I cant wait for him to give Tevez a punch on the field.

Red Arse
Red Arse
15 years ago

Rico,

As you liked that earlier email, I have sent you another to make you smile. 🙂

Red Arse
Red Arse
15 years ago

Thing is Rico, Arsene has said he will only buy if he sells someone because he has a full squad, won’t buy a replacement for TV (who may be out for the rest of the season) and has refused to sell Bendy or Denilson (I think), and wants Almunia to stay.

Very confused messages.

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

morning all…good post…who is balotelli anyways? just what exactly has he accomplished? i thought so.

i don’t think jack will become another jermaine pennant, but he really should knuckle-down and focus on his football…

kelsey
kelsey
15 years ago

So if he sells Almunia how much is in the kittty. ….exactly.Vela might go as well,most probably both to Spain.How much did Vela cost,by the way.

kelsey
kelsey
15 years ago

Vela attracted interest from a number of European clubs, and eventually Arsenal won the race for his signature in November 2005 on a five-year deal for a £125k fee that will rise to £550k if he plays 50 first-team games.

just answered my own question,i was quite surprised,that is cheap,cheap 😉

Steve Palmer
Steve Palmer
15 years ago

Before we can buy anybody surely we need to sell, who do you suppose we sell, and for how much, and for what reasons?

SD-London
SD-London
15 years ago

Rico ! You are mean

kelsey
kelsey
15 years ago

Then of course we have contracts running down in the summer.nasri,arshavin and eboue.i think mozart will go by then with ramsey and jack both becoming regulars.

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

morning rico…very, very slow here.

Erick
Erick
15 years ago

Rico me left never ever Christmas is a busy time 🙂

Erick
Erick
15 years ago

Howdy Oliver very silent 🙂

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

morning erick…seems like ages since we had an actual game to talk about….nothing but who is injured and who will not be signed, over this past week.

Steve Palmer
Steve Palmer
15 years ago

And what do we want

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

yeah, i saw that this morning. what odds he replaces arsene? i make him favorite, with fat sam a close second. unless inter decide to snap fs up, that is…

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

i’m teasing about rafa too – can you think of a worse fit than rafa and arsenal?

oliver
oliver
15 years ago

phil brown then?

K-TR7
K-TR7
15 years ago

Hi all.it looks like nani is 1600 more times intelligent than Aw…

Rennie
Rennie
15 years ago

Nice post Rocastle & thanx 4 enlightening me about an ol’ Gunner great like Copping… Kudos to Rico too 4 continuing to give all Housers some amount of respite from the boredom injected into the Arsenal world by the ongoing Winterlull!

kelsey
kelsey
15 years ago

http://www.arsenalinsider.com/arsenal-news/2096-danny-fiszman-transfers-his-arsenal-shares-

as i said last week it looks like he is making final arrangements which though so sad for him may open up the fight to control our club.

K-TR7
K-TR7
15 years ago

By the way nice post rocastle.

SD-London
SD-London
15 years ago

SAMBA SAMBA
samba samba chris SAMBA
SAMba C.SamBA 🙂

🙂 cHRIS sAMBA 🙂 : )
sAMBA

Red Arse
Red Arse
15 years ago

Rico, are you saying that you did not know, that I knew, you knew I knew? Or what? 🙂

SD-London
SD-London
15 years ago

i know Rico , i was pedling him for Wenger.We need someone to Kick Drogba and Rooney’s **S .

kelsey
kelsey
15 years ago

Good night rico 🙂

agirlagunner
agirlagunner
15 years ago

Just in, rico. 🙁 Christmas party at work… Always a greatly embarrassing affair. 😉

Rocastle, great write. I must admit, I had never even heard of Copping. Yikes.

agirlagunner
agirlagunner
15 years ago

How are you, rico? Gearing up for all the preps tomorrow?

Well, it was pretty fun! Hardly naughty. Too many stodgy old bankers. 🙂 Oh and I won a coffee maker, a toaster, and an LCD TV. Haha. Shame, I didn’t get the overseas trip thingie. 😉 But I should count my blessings, I think.

allezkev
allezkev
15 years ago

“Never even heard of Copping”. Try getting hold of ‘Forward Arsenal’ by Bernard Joy, or ‘Cliff Bastin Remembers’ by Cliff Bastin, two of the best Arsenal books i’ve read and very good info on our great 1930’s teams.

agirlagunner
agirlagunner
15 years ago

That’s one of the more unreliable websites, right?? 🙂

allezkev
allezkev
15 years ago

‘Alex James, Life of a Football Legend’ by John Harding is also a very good read.

agirlagunner
agirlagunner
15 years ago

Staying at home. 🙂 Will sleep sleep sleep until Noche Buena (midnight feeding frenzy). Where’s oliver, he would know all about Noche Buenas? 🙂

agirlagunner
agirlagunner
15 years ago

Okay, will wait. 🙂

Rocastle
Rocastle
15 years ago

Thanks all. Much appreciated.

Shopping went as expected, got wound up and ended up in yates’.

Decided everyones getting a nice carlsberg glass for Christmas.

Kids love beer mats anyway……right?

agirlagunner
agirlagunner
15 years ago

Got it, rico. 🙂 🙁 Good for you, Rocastle!

agirlagunner
agirlagunner
15 years ago

I should hope so, rico. 🙂 🙂 Ican’t think of anyone in particular though. VDW, I guess. And that’s solely for footie reasons. 😀

agirlagunner
agirlagunner
15 years ago

Hahaha, rico. 😀 And it’s not exactly RB that needs strengthening. Well, we can play AW centrally. Like you always say, AW does like square pegs and round holes.

agirlagunner
agirlagunner
15 years ago

I am off. Nighty!! 🙂

kelsey
kelsey
15 years ago

Morning,,Beckham to Arsenal ?

Got a Xmas Eve match this morning so will be back later.

Rocastle
Rocastle
15 years ago

Morning. Damn you jack Daniels.

Beckham to arsenal?!

Rocastle
Rocastle
15 years ago

No, I was responding to the first statement.

My head hurts. Why oh why do I do it to myself.

Now I’ve gotta get out and pick up a big fat horrible bird.

Then were gonna collect the turkey…haha!

Rocastle
Rocastle
15 years ago

Of course.

And yes JD Truly is the liquer of Satan.

Rocastle
Rocastle
15 years ago

No, it’s lovely stuff. In fact every now and again….I can still taste it this morning. Admittedly it doesn’t taste quite as good as it did last night…..

Rocastle
Rocastle
15 years ago

Good idea. I could probably rude the bloody thing home. Size of it!!