Christmas Presents for the lads, hope it makes you smile
The festive season is upon us again and in all honesty we have not done to bad up to now. We are still in all the Cup competitions and second in the league, remarkable when you consider the ups and downs of the season so far. We have watched our closest and most bitter rivals climb their way up the table having given them an early three-point Christmas present. We have also donated the same gift to the team at Old Trafford which puts them at the top of the tree.
However, whilst being very benevolent we have still showed we have managed to stay up with the big boys and now we have to go and fight our corner.
We have tough games coming up and some may doubt that the New Year wish we all have for our fine club, (which i wont tell, because if you tell, it wont come true) will bear the fruits that we have worked for.
As for presents, this is the time of year where Santa has had a year to do his secret rounds and now he leaves what he believes to be the right gift for the right person.
If I were Santa, these would be my gifts to our players:-
A. Wenger – A Tactical Assistant
P,Rice – A Personality
L. Fabianski – Patience
Almunia – New Club
Szczesny Wrist supports
Sagna – Crossing ability
Squillaci – springy boots
Clichy – Faster release and a cross
Vermaelen – Speedy recovery
Song – New hair dye
Fabregas – New belief
Nasri – Roll neck football shirt
Walcott – A central role
Wilshere – Cleaner character
Arshavin – Diet & fitness book
Van Persie – Sharpness
Chamakh – Determination
Bendtner – Humility
Djourou – Health cover
Eboue – A chance
There are I know, many more, so why not add your suggestion in the comments, it’s just a bit of fun at a very slow time.
Have a good one….
Written by Steve Palmer